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Science of the Beard ... Reworked.

Thanks @brandonhill I was finally able to justify putting a 4' x 6' whiteboard in our dinning room, and my wife loves it!
posted: January 29 @ 7:51am

Comments

Pip says:
Epic!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:53am -
benfrank says:
wonderfully done.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:53am -
revgoomba says:
WOW!!!!!!!!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:54am -
Yogi Beard says:
Science is always undergoing revisions. Nicely done!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:57am -
Caducus says:
Sweet!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:57am -
Jar says:
amazing.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:57am -
Jar says:
hey, where is the heart!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:57am -
mattyc says:
hahha...so did you make up your own equation...or did you copy his?
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:57am -
aaron b says:
And did you write is on your dining room wall with a sharpie? that would be awesome.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:59am -
miguelito says:
whoa nelly
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 7:59am -
Jar says:
I have to point out, a lot of the details of that formula are in the original. Like I said before. AMAZING.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:08am -
gragaband says:
I see that Dharma symbol.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:20am -
Brandon Hill says:
wow man. wow. you and I are bonded for life because of the beard formula. I didn't think anyone was as crazy as me, thanks for proving me wrong. I've looked at every detail of this and we're all extremely impressed. I also love the additions, completely brilliant! Glad your wife likes it too, I should have done it at my house too.

KING
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:25am -
Andrew says:
the intricacies of this make my head hurt. all that math makes the beard that much more magical
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:33am -
jnonfiction says:
So *that's* how the Dharma Initiative fits into all this.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:35am -
tedford says:
absolute perfection.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:36am -
mOtke says:
You crushed this. Great work.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:39am -
Flotsam & Beardsam says:
I think you actually need to take 1/4 folliclejuju, which will more accurately balance out the steve-o factor
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 8:50am -
Vanbert says:
Dharma symbol = KING!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 9:12am -
Jarrett says:
Wait a minute...Dharma plays a part in beard growing?!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 9:32am -
pcain says:
BRAVO!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 9:38am -
jason says:
total awesomeness!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 9:43am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Hanson Foundation Approved!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 9:53am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
HANSO DAMMIT! Hilarious comment fail!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 9:54am -
Ploafmaster says:
I think you just wrote the formula for King Beard...

Soooooooooo good.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 10:02am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
Hahaha awesome!!! i hope its a permanemnt fixture!! lol!! top marks all round!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 10:08am -
Steve-O says:
Glorious
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 10:10am -
Grower&Shower says:
Homerun.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 10:53am -
michaeljstraub says:
(mac)/kle is cracking me up
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 11:36am -
ThatGuy says:
This is perfect. wow. Excellent clamebute.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 11:57am -
emsiizilla says:
White boards are awesome.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 2:42pm -
Frog says:
Awesome!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 3:23pm -
TheStride says:
YES! Also love the dharma initiative add.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 4:04pm -
Katie says:
This is indeed epic. Wow.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 5:25pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
fantastic
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 5:47pm -
folliclejuju says:
okay. you are the man. and thanks. i don't know what to say, but i am way honored.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 6:16pm -
folliclejuju says:
@flotsambeardsam is completely right, nothing will sour the batch like to mucha me!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 6:16pm -
folliclejuju says:
great header, too!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 6:16pm -
Just Jamey says:
AWESOME! I'm kingfaving this.
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 9:51pm -
mackle says:
i believe this is a tell tale sign of Whiskerino Madness - it's a good thing
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 10:04pm -
GrowWithTheFlow says:
That's a lot of writin's!
Posted: Jan 29th, 2010 - 10:47pm -
Voltron says:
Many nice comments all around, thanks Whiskerino Pals!

@mackle, yes this would be some Whiskerino Madness!
@brandonhill, thanks for the kind words, I was hoping to at least come close to the greatness that you displayed on Nov 13th, evidently I did.
@folliclejuju, I had to throw you in there as you are a part of the King Beard Force, just like @pip, @brandonhill, and @furricane.
@soulglo1976, had I known you were such a LOST fan, I would have slid you in near the numbers.
And of course @steve-o and @redbeard, if it wasn't for you guys introducing me to Whiskerino and reminding me of the start, I would never have had so much fun drawing on a whiteboard.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2010 - 12:38am -
Just Jamey says:
Dear Team #Taco,
I bought groceries this week. I bought ingredients for salads, spaghetti, and tacos. But mostly tacos. I ate tacos for breakfast, and I'll be having them for dinner tonight. I will eat at least 24 tacos this week.

I love you, my Team. Team of Teams. Oh, team oh mine.
Love,
Just Jamey
Posted: Jan 30th, 2010 - 5:43pm -
Red Beard says:
Are you really going to Throwdown!?!?!?! That would be awesome!
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 9:11pm -
Red Beard says:
I also just noticed that I made it into that formula!! I am honored!!
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 9:12pm -
Voltron says:
@redbeard, yes, we just booked our tickets to Nashville today, happens to be my birthday weekend, so it works out nicely. Also, Voltron 2.0 will be making an appearance at the throwdown!
Posted: Feb 1st, 2010 - 10:36pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.