Whiskerino 2009

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does not Whiskerino.

An old, rustic home on an old, rustic street in an old, rustic neighborhood in an old, rustic town. These homes gave him the most pleasure--the way the wood splintered as he would kick in the door, the satisfying crunch as the door swung itself into the opposing wall.

We're all on hinges of our own, it seems. Open or closed, never in between.

He started counting in his head. If he was heard, he had no more than twenty seconds to reach the resident. He made sure he was heard. He wanted them to hear him coming.

In the old days, people would cautiously venture down the stairwell, to look and see what the commotion was. Now, the world was so jittery, they'd cast their fears at the darkness like bullets from a too-used gun.

The more you shoot at the dark, the more the rifling strips away. Eventually, all you're left with is cold, smooth steel.

Hollow, empty, and inaccurate.
posted: December 16 @ 9:46am

Comments

mattyc says:
bandit mask again..YES
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 9:49am -
MarkyMadBeard says:
The jolly christmas wreath makes this photo :)
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 9:49am -
MarkyMadBeard says:
...little happy candy cane :)
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 9:49am -
miguelito says:
you're gonna get away with it, cuz you're little.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:00am -
Brian says:
haha ... nice
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:01am -
mackle says:
don't let that super hot girl you're falling for see these... she's going to think you're a real weirdo
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:05am -
Fledgling Brewer says:
That's a good way to get your beard killed. Cool shot!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:05am -
Davis says:
this is getting creepy.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:09am -
michaeljstraub says:
Where's that beard?
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:17am -
kinetek says:
love the replica pistol. as a self-proclaimed pirate, i need one on my mantel.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:21am -
chadmcclarnon says:
this is getting out of hand real fast...the caption is amazing
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 10:49am -
Patchy Stache says:
Whoa. Sweet gun.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 11:15am -
ThatGuy says:
You're scaring me.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 11:55am -
Gavin says:
you only have one shot with that thing, make it count
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 12:04pm -
Barefoot says:
hahahaha this made me laugh so hard. Erin you are ridiculous.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 1:32pm -
Dschonn says:
Nice get-up and narrative.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 3:48pm -
Frog says:
The pirate bandit strikes again!
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 6:37pm -
Juan Pablo Garcia says:
I find that disguising myself works best when I break into my home, too.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2009 - 8:13pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.