Fourteen days had passed since the great leaf invasion of 2009. He knew the trees hated him. The trees knew that he had malicious thoughts to chop them down or burn them to the ground or turn them into a boat. He loved boats. And mermaids. Every Wednesday was buy 2 mermaids, get 1 free at Captain D's, but he had never made it down there.
Beats the asshat that let his dog poop on my sidewalk yesterday. I swear, I will throat punch them with my good hand if I see who it is. The owner, not the dog. It's not the dogs fault. Carry on, sorry, I had to vent.
i would fear for the dog. i wouldn't want to know what it is like having a angry bearded gavin running at me... i'll be sure to have my dog go to the next yard
I would make a pretty decent bet that @jnonfiction will eventually modify this image to include himself as the creepy individual on the other side of the blinds. It's been done before and it's a real honor.
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