I had a cat that looked like him once. His name was St. John's Wort, and he ate a whole squirrel in one sitting once. Now I have a dog that looks like that an her name is Zelda, and she broke my finger (by accident). It cost (the insurance company) $25K to fix it. Now my finger is crooky. the moral of this story is that grey animals are osmewhat nefarious, so be careful. Also, one time an old guy saw Zelda and said, "Is that the grey ghost?" To which I said "I guess?" Then he said "Is it the male or the female?" The point of this part is that Zelda is such a damn weirdo that she makes old dudes say weird shit to me just by looking at them. Grey animals. Watch out.
Dear BBrux,
The fat female equivalent of your cat was found in my neighborhood six years ago. Since then, she has made herself quite comfortable wreaking havoc on all of the boy cats in my house.
Please let me know the address I can send her to so that she can be united with what is obviously her twin brother. Don't worry, I will poke holes in the box.
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