Throwdown details coming together. Please attend!
What does 'clame' mean?
Clame means "Click My Name." Users say it to others users when they want to share a link. When you see it, click that users name to see a relevant (and usually amusing) link.
For the record, you don't say "clame" when you did not provide an alternate link other than your actual profile. That's Clame Abuse!
What's with the Awesomeness rating on the profile stats?
It's a complex algorithm that inspects all the statistics for a particular user, cross references those with information yielded from multiple search engine sources, ranks
the image being viewed against all time popular Google Image Searches and then, finally, queries the online Dewey Decimal system for related keywords.
Or it's just something fun you should enjoy without question.
What's with the "Beauty" rating on the homepage?
Beards are beautiful - don't be scared. It's not an emasculating term. If you can't figure out the sequence of rating maybe you should reference the question above.
When is the wrap party / Throwdown™?
Go here for details on said Throwdown.
When is King Beard awarded?
The server determines the winner of each day at midnight Pacific time every night.
How do I join a Team?
Teams are for registered users only. Go to your Dashboard → Edit Profile and then
scroll down to see a list of teams. You may just up to three at a time.
How do I leave a Team?
Simply click the team icon of the team you're already registered with, then you will be taken off the roster.
I have another question!
Still have questions? It's likely that you're just thinking too hard. Enjoy the site. Go out there and comment, congratulate some users on their greatness and enjoy the site.
But the site is broken!
If the site is seriously broken for you, email michael [at] yewknee [dot] com and he'll try to sort it out for you.
He hurt my feelings!
If someone says something somewhat ribbing, jokey, or kind of snide.. just roll with it. Being a bearded man means having some thick skin. If someone has
a fun jokey jab at you, jab back. 99% of the time there is no reason for being offended.. people just have different senses of humor.
If someone says something seriously offensive, racist or threatening - please be sure to let mackle know.