What does 'clame' mean?

Clame means "Click My Name." Users say it to others users when they want to share a link. When you see it, click that users name to see a relevant (and usually amusing) link.

For the record, you don't say "clame" when you did not provide an alternate link other than your actual profile. That's Clame Abuse!

What's with the Awesomeness rating on the profile stats?

It's a complex algorithm that inspects all the statistics for a particular user, cross references those with information yielded from multiple search engine sources, ranks the image being viewed against all time popular Google Image Searches and then, finally, queries the online Dewey Decimal system for related keywords.

Or it's just something fun you should enjoy without question.

What's with the "Beauty" rating on the homepage?

Beards are beautiful - don't be scared. It's not an emasculating term. If you can't figure out the sequence of rating maybe you should reference the question above.

When is the wrap party / Throwdown™?

Go here for details on said Throwdown.

When is King Beard awarded?

The server determines the winner of each day at midnight Pacific time every night.

How do I join a Team?

Teams are for registered users only. Go to your Dashboard → Edit Profile and then scroll down to see a list of teams. You may just up to three at a time.

How do I leave a Team?

Simply click the team icon of the team you're already registered with, then you will be taken off the roster.