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posted: December 24 @ 10:23am

The fat guy is going to call me into work tonight. I just know it.

mattyc says:: drunk elf
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:24am - ∞

Andrew says:: HA you get kingfavorited. Photo + caption is so much teh win
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:24am - ∞

aaron b says:: This should be king beard for today.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:26am - ∞

miguelito says:: you've ruined the holidays for me. jk,
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:26am - ∞

Roo says:: faved kinged! lmao
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:31am - ∞

Jarrett says:: This is your best one yet. For sure.

Merry Christmas!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:31am - ∞

O-Train says:: Brilliant. King'd.

It is hard to find a good elf costume these days.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:36am - ∞

rnnbrwn says:: Haha, brilliant!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:36am - ∞

Daniel says:: Call in sick.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:39am - ∞

Corey says:: KingFav'd just from the thumbnail. So awesome.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:55am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING
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KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING KING!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:58am - ∞

sariebell says:: Bad Elf. I like it!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 10:59am - ∞

keeper of the fort says:: well done, sir.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 11:06am - ∞

tedford says:: hilarious!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 11:30am - ∞

Fofe says:: The expression on your face is perfect. Great photo! This is definitely king worthy.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 11:32am - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: It's time to take a break. All the toys are made and the rest his up to the man in the big red suit. You enjoy that Seagram's ... You've earned it
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:12pm - ∞

runningantelope says:: i wanna work with you!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:19pm - ∞

emsiizilla says:: This is both funny and kind of sad.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:35pm - ∞

eightface says:: Haha. Tough times, tough times.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:36pm - ∞

Matty O says:: He's such a jerk.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:50pm - ∞

Eric the Beard says:: "He's an angry Elf..."
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 12:55pm - ∞

hale. says:: this is Holiday magic.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 1:08pm - ∞

1602JJ says:: Off to work!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 1:17pm - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: king fav'd. awesome.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 2:46pm - ∞

Gavin says:: all the children of the world are counting on you.

no pressure.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 2:51pm - ∞

Cornerman says:: That's why ya'll need a union!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 2:57pm - ∞

Steve-O says:: Hit the Egg Nog up.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 3:45pm - ∞

Crambell says:: Kinged!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 4:02pm - ∞

revgoomba says:: Don't go in drunk!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 4:19pm - ∞

bananaknuckles says:: i have a feeling you are going to have the most fun tonight!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 4:29pm - ∞

Brian says:: KING'd
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:12pm - ∞

Just Jamey says:: This is brilliant!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:13pm - ∞

David W. says:: I've never seen the Santaland Diaries, but I'd like to imagine this is a scene from it.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:20pm - ∞

elegant_chaos says:: Perfect! Hope he forgets your number.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:21pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: hahahahaha, greatest thing ever! Can't stop smiling at this
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:39pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: take another swig
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:49pm - ∞

Cruise says:: love it, also kingfaved
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:55pm - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: Since your an elf, I have one question. Is Santa all that he is being made out to be??
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 5:58pm - ∞

gragaband says:: I know the feeling.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:14pm - ∞

Sir Jellobeard says:: perfect and win.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:19pm - ∞

Davis says:: just like that fat man to make a dude work on christmas eve. what the hell.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 6:45pm - ∞

mattmarch says:: Ok i was loving this earlier at work, instafave. Hopefully the fat man is bringing you some juice for that.

Merry Christmas!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 7:37pm - ∞

mackle says:: hilarious
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:10pm - ∞

Welfare Fun says:: this is brilliant, man. pure brilliance . instafav'd
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:18pm - ∞

Welfare Fun says:: Oh, and I hope he at least hooks you up with time and half, working on a holiday and whatnot.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:19pm - ∞

Richmond Red says:: I'd like to think all elves carry pints.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:25pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Best caption ever. Well done. Merry christmas.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:28pm - ∞

GrizzlyDex says:: kinged. amazing, has a very mall rats/clerks feel to it too hehe.
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 8:57pm - ∞

Chally says:: Friggin' excellent. One of the best captions of the contest!
Posted: Dec 24th, 2009 - 9:38pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: haa awesome!
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 12:16am - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: hehehehe :D congrats!
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 3:30am - ∞

brandon says:: Best caption of December! Great job!
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 4:50am - ∞

irishsquire says:: sometimes you need a day off. enjoy the bottle, dont go in.tehe.

ps.the movie was madagascar 2.
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 4:59am - ∞

Birch Beard says:: WOW The best photo
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 6:21am - ∞

Dave says:: well deserved KING!!!
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 9:34am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: congratulations on this. it is really well done, sir!
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 5:35pm - ∞

BryanHunter says:: Hahaha! Fav'd, Ling!
Posted: Dec 25th, 2009 - 10:00pm - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

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Yogi Beard

will not fail Whiskerino.

Kutztown

A small borough nestled in the East Penn Valley. Home to the Crystal Cave; look it up some time.