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  • posted: November 02 @ 12:00pm
Money beard

Comments

ty says:
money doesn't grow on...beards?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:01pm -
ty says:
also, who just has $600 laying around to use as props?! haha!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:01pm -
zackle says:
it's all about the benjamins.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:01pm -
mattyc says:
Shoulda used fifty's Grant has a beard. BF does not.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:02pm -
wondermade says:
Grant's on the 'stache.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:03pm -
wiseacre says:
This is a priecy shot.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:03pm -
MrMaggie says:
making it rain!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:03pm -
Ace says:
wait... can i have some of your beard? even just a cut would suffice. i need to buy a car today.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:03pm -
Matty O says:
Benjamin Franklin had what appears to be a reverse neck beard.

Congratulations all around.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:05pm -
Jar says:
dolla dolla bill yall.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:05pm -
Grower&Shower says:
worth every penny!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:05pm -
byron.nash says:
I guess we know who's picking up the tab at the throwdown.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:06pm -
eightyeight says:
{: are you selling your beard for money, or trying to buy a beard? :}
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:06pm -
jason says:
seems like money beard makes you angry!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:06pm -
MacroBlack says:
that beard is so money
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:06pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
your beard is rich
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:08pm -
Twisted Sistare says:
highroller!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:09pm -
Daniel says:
King Beard cannot be bought! But this shot is priceless.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:10pm -
samuelD says:
I'm digging the one old-styled 100 in there.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:12pm -
iambillpower says:
Well, at least now I know who to come see when I need a loan!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:13pm -
Moses Marion says:
I mean... really... do you know how much cocaine is imbedded in those bills... you won't be coming down for a good day or two
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:13pm -
wondermade says:
@moses - The cocaine thing freaks me out a bit when I think about it. This however wasn't one of those times.

@samuelD - That's how the bank delivered the bills. I liked the diversity too.

@ty - the money was procured, definitely not just laying around.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:17pm -
tedford says:
hey everyone, drinks are on wondermade!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:18pm -
Methuselah says:
Nothing like wearing your heart on your sleeve.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:18pm -
Sir Walshington says:
Haha, as a germaphobe I am cringing. As a beardophile, I am giddy.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:19pm -
gfmorris says:
Fav'd. But you knew that.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:19pm -
Dschonn says:
Your fake beard, though clearly expensive, is not very convincing. Sorry, but there it is.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:19pm -
blackbeard says:
those would be fantastic if they were lincolns. just sayin'
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:23pm -
Davis says:
the money shot.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:24pm -
The Despot says:
the stache is particularly attractive. kudos!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:25pm -
mackle says:
You carry that much cash on you at all times don't you?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:26pm -
elegant_chaos says:
For the love of beards is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:31pm -
shularbrau says:
when you shave, i'd be happy to sweep up after your mess.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:31pm -
mr moustache says:
Little is it known that wondermade saved up for this shot since the last Whiskerino.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:32pm -
Zach says:
if that's what a smoking razor produces i'm in!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:33pm -
Mat Wiseman says:
Now this is the definition of an amazing background.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:34pm -
os mutante says:
Young Moolah
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:45pm -
Jake says:
At first I was grossed out that you had money touching your face, then I realized that you are awesome and impervious to money germs. Also, can I borrow a few bucks?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:47pm -
CraigwithaK says:
I cant wait to see how much your beard is worth in february.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:53pm -
JamesC says:
that beard is so cash
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 12:58pm -
folliclejuju says:
i think that you're money-shot is really cool
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:00pm -
Owen says:
The beard is great, but combined with the overcoat, it's disturbing...
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:01pm -
ThatGuy says:
See what money does to people. I don't think you stopped smiling during the whole month of may, and now on day 2, a little money under your nose has you scowling. Nice pic.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:07pm -
centofante says:
you are bizarre, and i love you.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:14pm -
Roo says:
that's a moolah beard....
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:16pm -
rnnbrwn says:
Hey, WM! Great pic.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:37pm -
abar says:
you think i can hold a benjamin for a week or two?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:50pm -
Juan Pablo Garcia says:
It's pretty appropriate, though. Ben didn't have a beard, but neither does he...YET.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 1:57pm -
iamaaronmartin says:
400+ comments? Do you actually have time for anything else? That's a lot of whiskerinoing.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:00pm -
Yogi Beard says:
This is too rich, just too rich.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:14pm -
jnonfiction says:
of course you're money. of course you are.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:22pm -
MarkyMadBeard says:
Just as it can't buy you love- money can't buy you beard...but almost! Nice pic!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:37pm -
Ned Kelly says:
mmm sweet sweet dollars
cant wait to see the million dollar beard..

whats the largest US note? $100?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:57pm -
jonshell says:
mo' money mo' problems.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 2:59pm -
TheRealJAson says:
Cash Beard Millionaires®
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:09pm -
mike says:
$650 vs 2 for $5 bacon at Teeter. That's a tough one.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:48pm -
rketcham says:
LAWL! nice
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 3:59pm -
Pip says:
Can I borrow $20?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:02pm -
tulipsjohann says:
the scrooge look on your face is also priceless
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:05pm -
OhMyGoshman says:
The only problem with a money beard is that I would always be clean shaven.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:07pm -
cary norton says:
damn son
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:08pm -
Chally says:
I haven't seen that much cash since before our blasted recession
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 4:52pm -
Birch Beard says:
That money all in a day's work... hahaha Nice pic man.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:26pm -
mynameisjason says:
all the clever quips are taken at this point...

so, um, that beard makes cents?

oof. sorry.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:38pm -
Philly says:
100 Bill Y'all
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:39pm -
Robozo says:
I'll take your beard trimmings please sir.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 5:46pm -
Snuffleupagus says:
That's an expensive beard. If only real ones were worth that much, I would be a rich man. CLAME
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 6:31pm -
Birch Beard says:
it was 6.99 at kb toys. You have more than enough to afford that. haha
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 6:44pm -
western dave says:
i want a money beard.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 6:44pm -
Cruise says:
fliff! not even counting it, throwing around money like some sort of sultan
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 6:50pm -
The Bandito says:
GreenBeard. I like it.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:14pm -
yourfavorite says:
Hahaha. Great photo and great comment by mattyc.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:21pm -
milothegoat says:
You are blessed, my friend.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:23pm -
rodohmes says:
"elegant_chaos says:
For the love of beards is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."

...too funny
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:27pm -
Beardsman says:
I wish I could get money from my beard how did you do that?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:29pm -
Patchy Stache says:
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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:33pm -
Gavin says:
looks like a strippers beard
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:51pm -
Ace says:
lol @gavin. it appears wondermade is a bearded chippendale by night.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 7:57pm -
alijoon says:
you are rich.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:09pm -
Welfare Fun says:
hey, could, i, uhh, borrow some of your beard?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:18pm -
david.bean says:
i'm not even gonna try to make a money joke after all those. i'll just say, it's super to grow with you again wm.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:25pm -
matthewtodd says:
beard is money. that's what I say.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:38pm -
Jarrett says:
Are those benfranks? hahahaha
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:49pm -
Kent Colonoscopy says:
Could I get a job giving Kitty Colonoscopys? Love the shot.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:54pm -
GrowWithTheFlow says:
It's all about the benjabeards.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:55pm -
wondermade says:
@GrowWithTheFlow That would've been a much cleverer title.

@Jarrett - I should've defaced the bills to make that happen.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 8:57pm -
boutte says:
Fun-da-beard
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:03pm -
Beardo says:
I'm amazed at how prevalent "money germs" is as a theme in this comment thread.

Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:04pm -
hope says:
money shot... errrr why did i type that
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:06pm -
Phineas McAllister says:
At the end of Whiskerino, I'll probably have that much money. No big deal.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:06pm -
wondermade says:
Me too @Beardo
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:08pm -
stephen says:
the intensity of the eyes says you're not to be trifled with.
the absurd amounts of money says you're here to have a good time.

I feel that this is what the rest of the world thinks of when they think of america.

good job!
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 9:55pm -
revgoomba says:
When you trim it, do coins fall from your face?
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 10:43pm -
hankbobs says:
You are officially the only man I know with a $700 beard
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009 - 10:45pm -
Barefoot says:
Good to see you were listening to the Mars Volta while growing that.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 1:58am -
James A. Polk says:
thanks for the sideburns props. can I borrow some money?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:41am -
c dub says:
nice on the hadlebar hundred. great stuff.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 7:28am -
Flotsam & Beardsam says:
He's a cocker spaniel poodle mix
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 1:38pm -
Ace says:
oh yeah. i meant to say this... did you steal this idea from me subconsiously? CLAME.... i think you might have.
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 - 9:26pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.