Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 03 @ 2:40pm
Crushed!

I need a haircut.

Comments

Brandon Hill says:
BOOOOM. Snap. crushed.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:41pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Those are impressive forehead skills.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:41pm -
Ploafmaster says:
No way...you seriously crushed that thangle on your forehead? Yipes.

Thick-skull fave.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:41pm -
Jarrett says:
Note to self: Never get in a fight with wondermade. He can crush me with his forehead.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:43pm -
Wheat Beard. says:
Using a can of Orange Crush would have been more appropriate.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:47pm -
mattyc says:
and i need a can crusher like that.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:51pm -
jnonfiction says:
You've got this in the can.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:57pm -
Wheat Beard. says:
Way to use your head.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 2:58pm -
Matty O says:
mighty
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:00pm -
miguelito says:
and the neard sweeps over to meet the chest hair.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:08pm -
Dschonn says:
Tuff.


Haircuts are the Man's way of keeping us down.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:10pm -
Dewey says:
Stud
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:20pm -
iamaaronmartin says:
So many grandpa puns have been posted already here, so I'm just going to say that it's a nice photo.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:21pm -
ellimenopee says:
this one time, i stuck one of those suction-cup arrows to my forehead and everyone got a big laugh. then, i took it off and realized that i had given myself a suction-cup arrow hickey. 6th grade...or...was it yesterday?
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:30pm -
tedford says:
keep the hair. it's obviously the source of your power (until the beard takes over, of course)
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:34pm -
EdwardTeach says:
you should get a haircut.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:45pm -
Philly says:
You hippie, cut your hair!

On a side note, that can't be good for your health in the long run and don't let Sebash see you doing this, like father like son.

Oh, and awesome!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 3:50pm -
jonshell says:
now, recycle!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:08pm -
hankbobs says:
so manly!!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:09pm -
keeper of the fort says:
can you connect your neck hair to your chest hair?
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:13pm -
Paragone says:
killed it.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:24pm -
robberfly says:
crush through the pain!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 4:36pm -
LG3 says:
haircut? grow it!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:00pm -
mackle says:
never try this with a full can
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:18pm -
mackle says:
i.e. one still full of soda
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:18pm -
mackle says:
things won't turn out well
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:18pm -
HiImTerry says:
Leave the hair while you leave the beard. I'm going to try it, for the first time in a long time. I don't want to be the only one.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:23pm -
ThatGuy says:
No haircuts! Let it all go until February. I'm going to do it (jill allowing) and I'm bald and look RIDICULOUS with hair longer than 1/8 inch long. Great shot today by the way.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 5:39pm -
keifel says:
the only way this could be more manly is if you crushed it with your beard.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 6:03pm -
zackle says:
I say cut your hair when you trim your beard. In three more months.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 6:04pm -
John-O says:
Nah. The shaggy look works for you my friend. It also compliments the beard. Go straight lumber jack on this.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 6:11pm -
Greybeard says:
That'll leave a mark.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 6:27pm -
wondermade says:
@WheatBeard I'm kicking myself for missing that.

@mackle Clame for a kid kind of doing that. Listen closely and you'll notice he's actually speaking English.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 7:05pm -
TheStride says:
If I were a can I would be scared of you
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 7:16pm -
Andrew says:
I wish I could crush a can on my head. Hurts too much.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 7:28pm -
Snuffleupagus says:
This looks too painful for me.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 7:42pm -
Yogi Beard says:
Powerful.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 8:32pm -
Scrivener says:
Don't get a haircut. Grow and show, man.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 8:53pm -
Gavin says:
have you ever actually tried this.

i did

problem is you never use enough force the first time.... and it hurts
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:12pm -
Grown Unknown says:
The long hair suits the beard... I'd try it grown out for a while.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:32pm -
western dave says:
that's gotta hurt a bit.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:47pm -
wondermade says:
@gavin I have. Without first crinkling the can I've never managed. With a slight pre-indent I made it happen. But in both cases I couldn't figure out the allure. Seems like a very dumb idea. Like "Hey, I don't have a hammer but need to hang a picture with this nail. Why not drive it in with the palm of my hand!" Could work, but why try?
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:49pm -
Gavin says:
agree completely. i tried it. it hurt. it didn't crush. i never did it again. plus my shoe always works and doesn't hurt a bit.

Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 9:56pm -
Fofe says:
Be sure the pop tab is flat, otherwise, gashed forehead!
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:16pm -
Chally says:
But the question is, could you have pulled off this feat of strength without the beard???
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:26pm -
stanislaw says:
the can never had a chance. shoulda crushed it with your beard.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2009 - 10:37pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.