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posted: November 03 @ 8:26am

Breakfast is a lonely time for Captain America. Up early. Awaiting that call. But usually it never comes and he eats his bran flakes alone in the dark.

iambillpower says:: I love the lighting!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:28am - ∞

General Lee says:: you didn't wait till lunchtime
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:28am - ∞

michaelterry says:: nice.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:28am - ∞

General Lee says:: also there is light coming out of your balls. but what else is new.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:28am - ∞

Dave says:: at least you are at the ready now!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:29am - ∞

wiseacre says:: @GeneralLee it's 11:30, that's my lunch time -- till about 1:30. I eat non-stop. Like a squirrel.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:29am - ∞

Jar says:: great, as always.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:29am - ∞

hope says:: good to know cap eats bran flakes and not booberries
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:29am - ∞

revgoomba says:: I guess I'm just going to have to favourite ALL your photos.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:30am - ∞

eightyeight says:: {: you have a light bulb burned out :}
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:30am - ∞

MacroBlack says:: Don't worry Cap'n, you could always change that lightbulb while you wait.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:30am - ∞

zackle says:: Radioactive oatmeal!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:31am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Doesn't Captain America replace his light bulbs? Great shot.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:31am - ∞

W E L L S says:: Hey Cap...you got a light out there. The up-lighting set's this off nicely.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:32am - ∞

Presto Beardo says:: depressed Captain America
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:32am - ∞

Thommy says:: Bran flakes? I thought for sure Captain American would be eating Colon Blow. Clame!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:32am - ∞

ben says:: wow, saturation at its peak
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:32am - ∞

gfmorris says:: I am, as always, inspired to do better. Thank you.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:32am - ∞

9schwander says:: beautiful.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:33am - ∞

Finn MacCool says:: Fantastic.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:33am - ∞

keifel says:: where are the rest of the damn avengers when you need them.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:34am - ∞

The Soulburglar says:: How many super heroes does it take to change a light bulb?

What, played out already?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:34am - ∞

Moses Marion says:: and then off to sit on the toilet for twenty minutes?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:35am - ∞

mattyc says:: What a sad super hero life.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:35am - ∞

benfrank says:: love it.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:37am - ∞

Robozo says:: That's so awesome!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:37am - ∞

Brian says:: Wow ... excellent photo!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:39am - ∞

drennon says:: A perennial all-star.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:39am - ∞

abar says:: i knew it would be back.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:41am - ∞

Scrivener says:: Poor Cap! One day soon, you'll have whiskers to keep you company.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:41am - ∞

tedford says:: @generallee with the comment win. i think i can find a few odd jobs around my house for the Captain. really admired that raking style yesterday...
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:43am - ∞

Andrew says:: I can't wait for the fully bearded Cap
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:43am - ∞

Daniel says:: Good to know The Captain keeps it regular.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:43am - ∞

Shotgun Willie says:: that is insane!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:46am - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: The every-day life of Captain America. Next, perhaps, we'll have him reading the paper on the john, or scraping dog doo off his super hero boots.

Great shots so far.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:47am - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: Awesome. But I always imagined the Captain was a steak and eggs for breakfast kind of guy.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:51am - ∞

Jarrett says:: You are my favorite.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:52am - ∞

wiseacre says:: @Grower&Shower in his younger days The Captain was all about bacon and eggs with a side of steak wrapped in bacon, battered, deep fried in bacon fat, sprinkled with bacon bits and cheese, but now as he approaches 40, his doctor recommends a diet of high fiber and lots of "reds"
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:56am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: lawnwork and cereal, yes, we are so blessed
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:56am - ∞

Mong Minger says:: In comic book world the real deal Captain America (Steve Rogers is coming back) but personally I would rather stick with the new new rather bleak Cap Wiseamerica. Or maybe you realise you have a lot of work to do to remove Norman Osborn from power and restore the Avengers to their former glories.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:56am - ∞

FeXd says:: Time to change a bulb.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:05am - ∞

Gavin says:: you should offer classes on lighting and being awsome

i'd sign up for both
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:12am - ∞

Tolleson says:: This is image is worthy of the Award of Favoritism for sure. Fantastic lighting and superb mood.

I think the burnt out bulb is the best part. As if to say, "I've been out saving your ass, America… who gives a fuck if one bulb is out? It's not like I have time to go to the store for one right now."

Might be just me, but I imagine all super heros’ homes as very much unmaintained.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:26am - ∞

Snuffleupagus says:: Ha! I lol'd on the lots of "reds" comment. Great job.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:28am - ∞

KnoxAndy says:: i hope you keep the Cap theme going. this is amazing.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:29am - ∞

byron.nash says:: Really cool man.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:33am - ∞

Zach says:: great shot capncrunch
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:36am - ∞

Furricane says:: oh god. love this.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:41am - ∞

Moo says:: Oh the tragedy!!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:42am - ∞

BURNEY says:: It's hard to accept the day after raking the bacon.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:42am - ∞

Broseph says:: hot damn! i have so much to learn
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:46am - ∞

Jimmy says:: It's good to know The Captain does his own yard work and eats breakfast like the rest of us.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 9:47am - ∞

ty says:: I'm sure it's already been pointed out in this onslaught of comments, but you've got a light out...
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 10:04am - ∞

Sir Walshington says:: Haha, the caption is perfect. Captions can endanger the impact of the photo, but this one works very well. Great job! Thanks for the smile.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 10:04am - ∞

Twisted Sistare says:: stop complaining. we wouldn't something bad to happen to the bran flakes, now would we?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 11:07am - ∞

elldub says:: that chandelier SUCKS. good thing this photo rules.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 12:19pm - ∞

mOtke says:: I will now put a comment on your photo.

Commented.

Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 2:24pm - ∞

mOtke says:: That came out all wrong. I meant to say that Captain America is a smurf, and since you look like him today, you will no doubt start eating mushrooms and hallucinating soon.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 2:26pm - ∞

JamesC says:: awww sad batman, i like this theme paul
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 2:52pm - ∞

alijoon says:: How many Captain Americas does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 3:13pm - ∞

Eli says:: So good, man.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 3:32pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Poor Captain America. Maybe if he would try a more sugary cereal people would come over and enjoy.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 3:38pm - ∞

Boaz says:: So beautiful... and yet so sad.

But it's great to see the captain!
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 3:44pm - ∞

josh says:: This blows my mind!!! I wish it was tomorrow already.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 3:46pm - ∞

falfa says:: where's Bucky?
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 3:49pm - ∞

keeper of the fort says:: i love the burnt out light. great touch.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 4:26pm - ∞

wiseacre says:: I wish I could say the burnt out light was on purpose. It's just our life.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 4:51pm - ∞

Poe says:: this is a great series. keep it up.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 4:59pm - ∞

j a t says:: like you need another comment to say how great you are.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 5:06pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: or in the light. one or the other.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 5:28pm - ∞

yourfavorite says:: great lighting. Please wear this suit for the rest of the 4 months.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 5:40pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: are those poststicks on the table
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 5:55pm - ∞

wiseacre says:: @NedKelly why yes, there are 2 post-it notes on the table. my wife reminding my daughter to bring her clarinet to school. Captain America is quite the common man.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 6:05pm - ∞

Flotsam & Beardsam says:: That's pretty stellar. I bet you can get significantly more milaegae out of that costume.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 7:12pm - ∞

elclinto says:: Favrited.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:16pm - ∞

wondermade says:: I'm amazed at how much you've gotten out of that costume. It's great, and I'll keep it in mind down the road should I have the chance to buy super hero apparel.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 8:34pm - ∞

western dave says:: you look exhausted already. go back to sleep.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2009 - 11:42pm - ∞

LG3 says:: what an amazing dejected look. That costume rocks.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 4:29am - ∞

Jonesie says:: Congratulations on a well deserved King Beard!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 5:05am - ∞

benfrank says:: very well deserved. the first of many i am sure.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 6:26am - ∞

gfmorris says:: HAIL KING!
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 8:16am - ∞

pcain says:: so good.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2009 - 8:45am - ∞

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