Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 18 @ 11:44am
Let the drinking begin ...

Comments

Andrew says:
One week to go? Yep, it's Miller Time
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:45am -
Davis says:
merry christmas, buddy.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:45am -
Owen says:
love the mullet!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:45am -
Fledgling Brewer says:
I'm glad this is cropped where it is because I don't think I want or need to see where those shoulder straps lead.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:47am -
jnonfiction says:
Liar.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:48am -
jnonfiction says:
Hairy liar.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:48am -
Sir Walshington says:
ha ha ha. i lovet his.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:49am -
mercantilever says:
WWJD
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:50am -
Davis says:
WWWAD
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:50am -
wiseacre says:
@Davis, ha, funny you use WA, because technically its one word, but I chose the name so that I could say WAD (wise acre design) ... which saying out loud like this, isn't nearly as funny or worth all this writing, but I might as well just keep using words to fill up space so it seems that I said something important or semi-interesting; which I did not.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:53am -
Dewey says:
rad
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:53am -
Yogi Beard says:
Amazing amount of class going on here!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:57am -
W E L L S says:
Is that MGD or the High Life? Either way...it's Miller time.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:57am -
Davis says:
@wiseacre - wow, that was quite an informative, important, and overall entirely engrossing comment upon my play on the well-known catch-phrase "what would jesus do" (shortened affectionately as WWJD) by replacing jesus's name with your whiskerino handle, "wiseacre," thereby creating "what would wise acre do" (WWWAD, naturally).

however, in this case, wiseacre would indeed crack a miller (while smoking a cigarette, most likely newports?) and don a faux-mulleted santa hat to induce laughter in his fellow bearded comrades. i also added lots of words to what could've simply been "haha, yeah that is funny. but WWWD is sorta boring to look at, so i went with WA."
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:57am -
hale. says:
Insert Jeff Foxworthy joke: "You might be a wiseacre if... "
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:00pm -
Gavin says:
i like your bangs
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:01pm -
herr neas says:
hallelujah

holy shit


where's the tylenol?
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:01pm -
ben says:
perfect.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:04pm -
Beardwinner says:
This is an amazing picture, remembers me of the perfect dad.

@herrneas hahahahahaha

Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:05pm -
Brian says:
That's awesome!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:08pm -
mOtke says:
It's sick how much you look like Sean what's his name in this photo. You know, the kid from American Pie. The Stiffler guy. That guy.

Also, my mom.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:08pm -
Robfrenzy says:
oh my gosh. this is so king!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:09pm -
mynameisjason says:
so classy.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:10pm -
JohnnyTooBad says:
champagne!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:15pm -
WHERE THERES A WILL THERES A BEARD says:
you look how i feel.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:17pm -
Tolleson says:
That mullet is killing me! LOL!

Have a very Merry Redneck Christmas!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:19pm -
Jarrett says:
Nice hair.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:22pm -
wiseacre says:
@Davis your two score ago comment exemplifies the fact that our current culture seems to lack the fully formed vocabulary, whereas it is simple to merely state "laugh, with great humor I find your comment to contain therein", we as gentleman of wordsmanship, find flourished profundity perfectly obfuscates the exact intention of language - to communicate.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:25pm -
robberfly says:
business in the front
party in the back
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:28pm -
Taylor says:
your beard is a kaleidoscope of goodness.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:31pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
Classic Paul.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:42pm -
Pursuit of Hirsute says:
CLAME
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:49pm -
9schwander says:
oh glorious. exactly, @sirjellobeard.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:51pm -
Ploafmaster says:
This is my comment about your photograph. I have added it to my list of favorites and submitted a vote for Kind Beard.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 12:51pm -
julialikesbeards says:
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt cos it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too."
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 1:14pm -
Patchy Stache says:
Beautiful. I shudder at your choice of beverage, and hope it is also in jest.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 1:20pm -
pcain says:
family + booze = holidays
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 1:41pm -
Caronna says:
Your beer is smoking.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 1:47pm -
MarkyMadBeard says:
Smoke/drink/christmas combo! great job! KING!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 2:07pm -
brandon says:
Dude, never drink a smoldering High Life. No good can come of it.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 2:08pm -
sariebell says:
Bad Santa comes to mind. Pure beauty!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 2:09pm -
cary norton says:
only possible way to make this better is if it was the Camo Can of Miller.

Brilliantly done.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 2:09pm -
stanislaw says:
livin' the high life.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 2:16pm -
revgoomba says:
I dig your style!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 2:53pm -
Finn MacCool says:
I don't think it gets any classier.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 3:19pm -
Katie says:
There's that photo of the guy with the cute little nuns and next to it is this. That's just wrong.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 3:48pm -
Dschonn says:
I would argue that communication is only one of many purposes of language. We use language to make others laugh, to impress them, to flatter them, in fact to perform all manner of social functions or achieve social goals. Communication is often secondary.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 3:50pm -
mrpbody33 says:
Why does Santa smell like a Grandpa when he comes home after playing "bingo", mommy?
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 4:59pm -
wondermade says:
WAD is a funny acronym to intentionally pursue.

This photo is amongst your best ridiculous self portaits.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 6:06pm -
mackle says:
the back and forth between @davis and @wiseacre is astounding
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 6:54pm -
aaron b says:
I think that beer is a bit too expensive for that hairstyle.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 7:28pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
looks like you had a head start before this picture was even taken haha are you sure this is the beginning of the drinking??
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 7:29pm -
North Beard South says:
i just can't see any reason to not fav this picture
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 7:35pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Excellent!
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 8:21pm -
J-Ho says:
Often, you remind me of The Dude from The Big Lebowski.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 8:39pm -
Poe says:
DUUUUUDE! nice one.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 9:01pm -
Grower&Shower says:
High Life, indeed. I won't lie. I King'd it.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 9:26pm -
KnoxAndy says:
I concur with @carynorton. this photo would be made so much better with the camo can. however, said photo is still phenomenal.
Posted: Dec 18th, 2009 - 11:56pm -
Ned Kelly says:
that beer is super cold! awesome new hairdo by the way
Posted: Dec 19th, 2009 - 12:35am -
ThatGuy says:
OH, this is going to be a classy christmas. Nice.
Posted: Dec 19th, 2009 - 5:39am -
chaddo says:
is that smoke? or beer mist coming out of the can
Posted: Dec 19th, 2009 - 9:25am -
ZFA says:
wiseacre - the champagne of beards
Posted: Dec 19th, 2009 - 10:42am -
flainez says:
Bizarre!
Posted: Dec 20th, 2009 - 2:02am -
rachel says:
is that a cat on your head? I thought not.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2009 - 6:57am -
l_etranger_ says:
yes yes, very nice. #livermush ftw.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2009 - 9:40pm -
Heathmonster B says:
Dude, I was outside Cinci last night. should have called you. Boo
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 8:41am -
c dub says:
your beard has the coolest color pattern on here i think
Posted: Dec 21st, 2009 - 12:16pm -
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