Whiskerino 2009

Welcome to Whiskerino 2009! Time to grow and show!!

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  • posted: February 08 @ 4:29pm
me: Hey! it's a video call from bearded me in both 05 and 07! Hey guys! how's it goin!

05: hey 07, look at this guy

07: what the hell is he doing with his hair

me: what's up guys

07: shut up, we're talking about you

05: put a bit of weight on, eh?

me: well, it's been two kids and 4 years since you, 05, i'm getting older.

07: you're a pansy

me: don't make me come over there

07: ha!

05: seriously, what would you do? your long hippie hair, aren't you all peacenik lovey-dovey?

07: I'll bet he's a vegetarian

me: the hell i am! did you see my hot dog with bacon and cheese picture

05: i'd have gotten steak

me: well, i got a king beard this year, that's more than either of you can say. and there are like 400 people, so it's means even more.

07: pssst. i heard you rigged it

05: I heard the day you got it was themed "lame middle aged guy day"

me: i hate you guys. it's not about winning anyway, it's about my friends here.

07: ha! that's what you tell yourself cause you never win. and you don't have any friends

05: get him 07!

me: I swear to all that's good i'll delete the both of you

05: try it. we're google-cached

me: damn it

07: well, we were just checkin in to remind you that you're fatter and lamer than you were in years past.

me: i'm goin for a run.

05: you need it!

Comments

pcain says:
hahahahhahaha. this was great. I would love to talk to me in o5... (especially because I had no idea what whiskerino was) ... probably would have been something like

05': dude! thats a sweet beard.

me: yeah man, Im growing a beard with hundreds of my friends from the internet

05': sounds gay

me: well, at least I have a girl friend.

05': and she likes the beard?

me: loves it.

05': I apologize for referring to you as a homosexual.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 4:52pm -
mattyc says:
pretty funny
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:29pm -
Pip says:
Ha!!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:37pm -
Yogi Beard says:
Man those guys are rude!
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 5:38pm -
ThatGuy says:
Hahahaha. Fuck 'em. Neither one of those dudes had a friend named @thatguy.

Chumps.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:01pm -
ThatGuy still thinks @wilcoxjd writes some of the best captions.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:02pm -
themightyjones says:
Nice.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 6:59pm -
mackle says:
this is hilarious.. if there were only more theme days, this would be totally perfect.

the best part about your antagonistic historical counterparts is that you can't easily turn them off.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 7:26pm -
Just Jamey says:
I think they have medication for this sort of thing.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2010 - 11:12pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.