Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 12 @ 1:20pm
We gather today in memory of Peter Pecker. He was a good inflatable doll. He lived only to be a novelty at a bachlorette party, or perhaps a companion for a lonely guy or girl, in need of a 12" piece of manhood.

He died in service of the bearded community, of which he was a proud member. But do not grieve him - he has moved onto a better place. No more creeper porn guys, no more sorority girls. He has moved onto inflatable, bearded, well-endowed heaven. And he Wishes You Were Here.

Comments

damnweather says:
i hope he doesn't contaminate your ground water
Posted: Dec 12th, 2009 - 1:43pm -
Sir Squire says:
Hmm.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2009 - 1:51pm -
Yogi Beard says:
He died the way he lived - wearing a suit while on fire.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2009 - 3:29pm -
mOtke says:
This photo is not getting the love it deserves.

But,

I don't know if he REALLY deserved a funeral. I mean, he was a sex toy.

I'm just sayin'.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2009 - 4:16pm -
jnonfiction says:
@YogiBeard made me cough.
Posted: Dec 12th, 2009 - 5:33pm -
Wilcoxjd says:
gracias @mOtke :D

and he was much, much more than a sex toy
Posted: Dec 12th, 2009 - 7:16pm -
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