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posted: January 14 @ 12:44pm

Name: Whisker Assassins
Alter Egos: Unknown
Abilities: Teleportation. Weapons Expert. Skilled in martial arts.
Facts: Were once conjoined but separated themselves with their first Katana. Spent a summer working on the Sirens of Ti show in Vegas.

EdwardTeach says:: this. is. awesome.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:45pm - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: FIERCE!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:45pm - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: i like that you're wearing exactly the same outfit.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:45pm - ∞

Mat Wiseman says:: Okay, my no 2 KBs in one theme week rule has been revoked. You win.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:46pm - ∞

WHERE THERES A WILL THERES A BEARD says:: so freaking amazing.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:49pm - ∞

shularbrau says:: I call AWESOMEHOGGER.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:51pm - ∞

Andrew says:: leotards ftw
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:51pm - ∞

[j.kent.r] says:: Man, how can anyone compete with this? The time and effort put into the outfits and accessories. I'm speechless.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:52pm - ∞

Daniel says:: Wonder Twins Activate!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:52pm - ∞

Mason Bernard says:: Blades of Glory
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:52pm - ∞

mOtke says:: Dear @vanbert,

I hope you're coming to the Throwdown. Please?

Thanks,

@mOtke
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:53pm - ∞

jason says:: double yes! nice weapons.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:54pm - ∞

kidstatic says:: do you just have all this stuff sitting around? please say yes.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:55pm - ∞

Corey says:: Incredible!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:55pm - ∞

wondermade says:: This is the best photo ever. Ever.

Ever.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:57pm - ∞

Vanbert says:: Dear @mOtke

I am. I look forward to meeting you.

-Vanbert
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:01pm - ∞

nate says:: brilliant!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:12pm - ∞

Zach says:: holy awesome.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:13pm - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: the shing part is the bast bit... lol.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:19pm - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: you are an awesomehogger.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:23pm - ∞

Pip says:: Uh, YES.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:27pm - ∞

C says:: I think we should have a "King Theme Week."
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:28pm - ∞

Dunkle Swiftkick says:: You were already killing it with this series, I'm not sure adding a sidekick is fair.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:30pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Dear @Vanbert -

Please bring this outfit to the Throwdown.

Thanks,
@jnonfiction
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:31pm - ∞

mattmarch says:: holy schniekes!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:38pm - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: I am deeply, deeply disturbed. This gets my vote!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:47pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: Oh, you.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:51pm - ∞

hale. says:: best series ever.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:53pm - ∞

Noelix says:: I thought from the thumb that your hair bun had a weapon. Now I see it's your other hand! Great series man.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:56pm - ∞

Dave says:: WOW!! This is one of my favorite series this week
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 2:07pm - ∞

ROMANCE says:: I kingd you out of sheer terror.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 2:32pm - ∞

SoulGlo1976 says:: I think I've seen the gal on Mortal Kombat.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 2:43pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: The makeup on only one eye reminds me of a Clockwork Orange
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 3:02pm - ∞

Tolleson says:: Previously conjoined twins?!?! How can any one person come up with such awesome ideas?! I want to buy whatever comics this league produces!

One Word: KING!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 3:28pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: You should just get a week-long crown. That's my vote.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 3:57pm - ∞

brobro says:: best ever.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 4:04pm - ∞

j a t says:: ftw
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 4:51pm - ∞

Beard Goggles says:: Hahaha! Yes. Best series ever!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:05pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Yep. This is why I don't go to California. Too many super heros. No place for a criminal like me.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:19pm - ∞

Pastor D Fizz says:: another win
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:29pm - ∞

Chinfropro says:: you are wonderful. I love when something makes me laugh aloud.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:32pm - ∞

Robfrenzy says:: oh gosh yes! hahaha
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:03pm - ∞

keifel says:: wow. down to the matching tights. damn.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:05pm - ∞

specialshoes says:: this is spectacular. thank you for sharing!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:36pm - ∞

Poe says:: just when I thought you couldn't get any more awesome.

CLAME
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 7:04pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: I like her outfit...on her, on you, not quite as much
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 7:09pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: this IS a great theme
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 7:10pm - ∞

jclutch says:: KING
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 7:34pm - ∞

Kevin! says:: This theme is amazing.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 8:46pm - ∞

Sageish says:: as promised. kinged.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 10:19pm - ∞

Terry Masters says:: you REALLY need to start putting some effort into this whole Whiskerino thing if you want to participate properly. enough of this "off the cuff" stuff.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 10:21pm - ∞

Mason Bernard says:: you bastard, you won again. i thought i was going to win.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:46am - ∞

Mason Bernard says:: i second terrys statement
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:47am - ∞

[j.kent.r] says:: Congrats man! Well played. The hard work does pay off.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:28am - ∞

Owen says:: @vanbert humbled being king'ed by a king!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:41am - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

Vanbert

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Vanbert

throws caution to the conventions of everyday society.

Los Angeles

Why LA is the City of Angels is unclear but if time has any bearing on Whiskerino, it produces some of the best images of the contest.