Whiskerino 2009

No trimming! No shaping! Embrace the Whiskerino!

« »
  • posted: November 07 @ 7:06am
The Evil Dead.

Five Michigan State University students venture into the hills to spend a weekend in an isolated cabin. There they find the Book of the Dead (a Babylonian and Sumerian text, unrelated to the Egyptian Book of the Dead), otherwise known as the Morturom Demonto.

While searching the basement of the cabin, the students find and play a tape recording of demonic incantations from the book, unwittingly resurrecting slumbering demons that thirst for revenge. The characters are then possessed one by one, beginning with Cheryl (Sandweiss) after she is brutally raped by the evil force (using the nearby trees) in sequences of intense, bloody violence and horrifying voice-overs. Cheryl makes it home to the cabin but nobody believes her. Her brother Ash then decides to drive her into town where she can stay the night. They discover that the only road bridge is completely destroyed and the supports are bent into the shape of a hand. Soon after, Cheryl becomes a demon and stabs Linda in the ankle with a pencil. They lock her in the cellar, but soon after Shelly becomes possessed and attacks Scotty who dismembers her with an axe. They wrap the dismembered body-parts in a blanket and bury them, after which Scotty leaves to find a trail out of the woods.

Comments

Sir Walshington says:
Haha.
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 7:20am -
Patrick says:
I like it!
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 7:58am -
kidstatic says:
whoah. now thats a sticky situation.
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 8:22am -
folliclejuju says:
dood, totally dropped the burning thing on your deck, eh? lol - great shot.
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 9:42am -
jason says:
nice story!
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 10:47am -
jnonfiction says:
I hear Alien blood will do that, too.
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 11:09am -
Shotgun Willie says:
groovy!
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 1:46pm -
Shotgun Willie says:
I'll swallow your soul!
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 1:47pm -
Caronna says:
thats a glorious hole.
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 1:55pm -
ZFA says:
thank you for the synopsis. i love the whole trilogy. remember: "shop smart. shop s-mart."
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 3:31pm -
Jaymz! says:
growing up i couldn't get enough of these movies - and having still been growing up i still cant. my dad would hate for me to say this, but Ash has always been my hero.
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009 - 7:51pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
;)
Posted: Nov 8th, 2009 - 12:41am -
pdokas says:
Cheers from a beardo in Michigan!
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 - 8:39am -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.