- posted: November 01 @ 10:01am
Greetings, dear brothers, old and new friends.
Yes, I'm still bearded, but not to offend.
I know that soon I will banished be,
So I've come to give warning to all of ye.
Whiskerino is more than a contest, 'tis a way of life.
It's sure to annoy girlfriend, boyfriend, and especially the wife.
Know that once you go bearded, you may never go back,
Despite hair in your soup and all sorts of flack.
Camaraderie and brotherhood are the name of the day
So, throw out your razors and grow all the way!
And now I must retire to the Hall of Shame,
For I ain't shavin', and TOMCAT's my name!