Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 16 @ 10:55am

Stubble Trouble: Episode Four

Then one day, Steve and his lovely wife had become at odds for the first time in their long, happy relationship. She asked him to shave, to which he replied "NO! This beard is the best thing that's ever happened to us!"

From Steve's perspective, things seemed to be going good. And ever since he started growing his furry plumage, their love life had never been better. She was always turned on and had never been so attracted to her man. But then she too started to question why things had been going so well with her hirsute husband.

What was this new factor in the equation that had lifted her to such great heights of unbridled sensuality? "AHA!" she thought to herself. "It's the beard!" His wife then came to the conclusion that the beard was too dangerous due to it's powers of seduction and it must go immediately!

Later that evening, while she was talking with her best girlfriend on the phone, Steve overheard something that validated all his fears and shot chills of terror down his spine when she whispered a bit too loudly "tonight I'm going to shave that son of a bitch while he's asleep and there's not a damn thing he can do to stop me!"



Ozzy Nelson says:
she really doesn't appear to be that sinister.
Are you sure you heard her correctly?
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 - 1:23pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
She could have said, "tonight I am going to pave that ditch before it gets knee deep"
It is possible.
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 - 1:27pm -
runningantelope says:
@OzzyNelson anything is possible in Ozzy Word
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 - 3:37pm -
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