Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 20 @ 5:40am
I was thinking it would have been rad if Daniel LaRusso had worn a tuxedo and carried an ax early on. He could have incorporated the ax into the Crane Kick somehow. I bet Johnny would have never made it to the All Valley Karate Tournament.

Also, part 2 would probably have taken place in prison.

Also, Chuck Norris would have been better than Ralph Macchio.

Comments

Le Duncan says:
King for everything, especially the caption.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 5:41am -
michaeljstraub says:
Crane is nothing compared to "Crane with ax"
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 5:45am -
jnonfiction says:
King Caption.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 5:56am -
Dewey says:
hahaha.. are those golf shoes?
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 6:15am -
shularbrau says:
@dewey those are ass kickin' shoes
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 6:17am -
Ryan! says:
This is ridiculous. I love it.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 6:58am -
MrMaggie says:
saddle oxfords are ass kicking
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:03am -
Trey says:
I second @jnonfiction: King Caption.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:19am -
tedford says:
you have officially terrorized the suburbs of Greensboro. hope they get good shots of your beard for the local news.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:27am -
Le Duncan says:
Its damn near impossible to find Utopias at retail price, even from retailers. Most of the bottles get bought up by collectors and store employees, and then scalped off like tickets to Michael Jackson's funeral. One store in Murfreesboro that has a better selection than any store in Knoxville only got one bottle in, and they're selling it for $300. Jenny bought my bottle on eBay for the very reasonable price of $225. That's part of the reason why I can't justify opening it until something big happens, like having a freakin' kid.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:35am -
KO says:
I am getting my friend in GSO to buy local newspapers tomorrow, to see if you're in there of course.

King'd for too many reasons to type out, thank you for the effort on this one Shularbrau!
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:43am -
monkey boy says:
Excellent shot.

Excellent bow tie.

Excellent axe.

Excellent caption.

Excellent growth...of beard, that is.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:22am -
Grower&Shower says:
proof that the Karate Kid would have made an excellent horror movie.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:26am -
ThatGuy says:
I would love to know what your neighbors thought watching this scene go down. So great.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:36am -
TheStride says:
In the thumb I thought it was a field hockey stick. That was good....this is better.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:34am -
iambillpower says:
I LOVE IT!
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:34am -
mynameisjason says:
karate kid meets american psycho.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 11:48am -
keifel says:
that is a deadly combination.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 12:12pm -
GrapeS says:
chopping down a cherry tree? while doing kung fu?
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:02pm -
Andrew says:
I wish I lived by you. I bet you keep your neighbors entertained.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:09pm -
jason says:
are those golf shoes? if so, daniel would've really kicked ass with the crane kick!
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:27pm -
Gavin says:
pretty crazy. in a good way though.

also, amen
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:29pm -
mackle says:
I would absolutely watch a Karate Kid remix where he wielded an ax the entire time.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 6:11pm -
mackle says:
and by remix I mean remake
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 6:12pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.