I had forgotten until the past week or so how many more napkins I destroy when I have this beard. It's vaguely aggravating but it's a constant reminder of the new friend on my face
It's been too long. Why haven't you written? Was it the bag of hair I sent with my last letter? Too creepy? I know. I take things too far sometimes. Please don't let it ruin what we've built for so long. We've worked so hard to get where we are.
I was speaking with @motke and @themightyjones the other day and they agreed that the bag of hair was too much. They encouraged me to write you and apologize.
Anyway, I fear that the shame is on it's way. I'm begging you not to let it happen. Post a photo soon and scare the shame away. Send the bag of hair back if you have to. I don't care. Just don't go away.
@mcdoodoo is totally right though. We told him that the bag of hair was "odd" and "inappropriate" and "scary" but he insisted. He also has photoshopped documents of you wearing clown makeup.
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