Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: January 13 @ 9:44am
RyRy as Silent Bob Day 3: Chasing Amy

"You're chasing Amy
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I went through something like what you're talking about, a couple years ago with this chick named Amy.
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So there's me and Amy, and we're all inseparable, right? Just big time in love. And then four months down the road, the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend. Which, as we all know, is a really dumb move. But you know how it is: you don't wanna know, but you just have to, right? Stupid guy bullshit. So, anyway, she starts telling me about him... how they fell in love, and how they went out for a couple of years, and how they lived together, her mother likes me better, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... and I'm okay. But then she drops the bomb on me, and the bomb is this: it seems that a couple of times, while they were going out, he brought some people to bed with them. Menage à trois, I believe it's called. Now this just blows my mind, right? I mean, I am not used to this sort of thing. I mean, I was raised Catholic, for God's sake.
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So I'm totally weirded out by this, right? And then I just start blasting her. Like... I don't know how to deal with what I'm feeling, so I figure the best way is by calling her a slut, right? And tell her she was used. I'm... I'm out for blood. I really wanna hurt this girl. I'm like, "What the fuck is your problem?", right? And she's just all calmly trying to tell me, like, it was that time and it was that place and she doesn't think she should apologize because she doesn't feel that she's done anything wrong. I'm like, "Oh, really?" That's when I look her straight in the eye, I tell her it's over. I walk.
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It was a mistake. I didn't hate her. I wasn't disgusted with her. I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small, like... like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level, like I'd never be enough for her or something like that, you know what I'm saying? But, what I did not get, she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was... she was looking for me, for the Bob. But, uh, by the time I figure this all out, it was too late, man. She moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away. So, I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... so to speak."

Comments

flainez says:
Perfect acting!!! You need some more weight though.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 9:47am -
RyRy eats and eats.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 9:50am -
jnonfiction says:
You're like a cross between Jay and Silent Bob. Jaylent Bob.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 9:57am -
michaeljstraub says:
How did you two morons ever find out about likeness rights?
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 9:57am -
kinetek says:
why havent i come across you profile yet. Good job, loving the theme. Fav'ed, follow'ed.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:00am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Snoochy Booches!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:00am -
RyRy says:
@SoulGlo1976 That is fucking baby talk.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:02am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
A tri-brid of Mewes, Silent Bob, and Rufus from the "Bill and Ted" franchise.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:03am -
robberfly says:
dead on Silent Bob.
i think you've found your calling.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:47am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
oh i think i need a ciggy too... lol..
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 11:05am -
Yogi Beard says:
Very nice.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 11:29am -
pcain says:
HAHA!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 12:46pm -
Grower&Shower says:
One of my favorite monologues from one of my favorite movies!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 1:41pm -
keifel says:
loving this, like I love my collection of these movies.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 2:59pm -
ThatGuy says:
You're nailing this. Seriously.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 7:39pm -
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