"Well, Katie, as you can see behind me, the robot resistance seems to be on standby. It seems that somebody, most likely a human, installed Windows on one of their leaders today, and nothing has worked right since."
Programmer/Sysadmin for a small company. Until just before the beginning of the Whiskerino, I had a proper Unix-style beard. It was the first time my wife or daughter had seen me without facial hair. Fortunately, my beard was back in full before long.
And now the birds have found themselves a nest in my beard.