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  • posted: December 01 @ 10:18pm
Just doing some light reading before I head to bed...too late to eat a taco...might get indigestion.

Comments

KnoxAndy says:
I also own this.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:19pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Article 117:

A Bro never willingly relinquishes possession of a remote control. If another bro desires a channel change, he may verbally request one or engage in the fool's errand of getting up to manually change the channel.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:21pm -
S. P. Dinsmoor says:
Article 534:

A Bro never does not eat a taco on taco day.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:22pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Article 50:

If a Bro should accidentally strike another Bro's undercarriage with his arm while walking, both Bros silently agree to continue on as if it never happened.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:22pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Article 93:

Bros don't speak French to one another.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:23pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Article 133:

A Bro only claims a fart after first accusing at least one other Bro.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:24pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Exception: "Pull my finger."
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:24pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Article 26:

Unless he has children, a Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:25pm -
Red Beard says:
@KnoxAndy , haha!!!! It is such a funny book! I love that show!
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:26pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Article 54:

A Bro is required to go out with his bros on St. Patty's Day and other official Bro holidays, including Halloween, New Year's Eve, and Despiration Day (February 13).
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:27pm -
Red Beard says:
@knoxAndy , I hope that you know all of these by heart, and are quoting them from memory right now.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:27pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Article 65:

A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:28pm -
KnoxAndy says:
Exception: A Bro is off the hook if his Bro orders a drink that arrives with an umbrella in it.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:29pm -
KnoxAndy says:
My memory is prodigious, but i did have to pull this down off the shelf to get the wording right on some of them.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:30pm -
Voltron says:
One can never get indigestion from eating tacos, no matter what time of day it is.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 10:42pm -
David W. says:
Bros don't talk about bros.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 11:10pm -
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Whiskerino. fin.