- posted: November 27 @ 8:21am
His family warned him.
Despite their looks of horror and disgust, he swallowed the turkey leg whole - skin, bone, and flesh. He slept restlessly through the first half of the night before waking just long enough for his dinner to burst, Alien-style, out of his chest.
"Will he make it?" asked his grief-stricken wife.
"Time will tell." The doctor never enjoyed lying in situations like this, but hated playing the part of the consoling physician even more. "For now, he's in a food coma."