Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 27 @ 8:21am
His family warned him.

Despite their looks of horror and disgust, he swallowed the turkey leg whole - skin, bone, and flesh. He slept restlessly through the first half of the night before waking just long enough for his dinner to burst, Alien-style, out of his chest.

"Will he make it?" asked his grief-stricken wife.

"Time will tell." The doctor never enjoyed lying in situations like this, but hated playing the part of the consoling physician even more. "For now, he's in a food coma."

Comments

jnonfiction says:
Dibs on the wish bone!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:34am -
jnonfiction says:
I mean, Sorry man, sorry this happened to you. Get better?
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:35am -
Le Duncan says:
Are you bleeding gravy? I hope so.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:41am -
Furricane says:
i send my condolences.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:54am -
Yogi Beard says:
Tell me the turkey growled at everyone, then ran off into the shadows.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:01am -
Ploafmaster says:
@yogibeard : The turkey growled at everyone, then ran off in to the shadows.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:02am -
mOtke says:
Poultry coming out of you. I'm with @leduncan. Bleeding gravy would be tasty.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:06am -
irishsquire says:
STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:10am -
Pip says:
You lived a good life.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:25am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
haha i thought it was "aliens"
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:19am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
it is!!! aww man. lol. hmmm :/
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:20am -
Jarrett says:
oh my.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 11:13am -
brandon says:
Awesome. Gross, but awesome.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 11:26am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
i am going to king you but i woulda done it better u need blood and ripped tee shirt the works!! and lil evil face on the food!!

but great idea. so king :)
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 11:55am -
Ploafmaster says:
@ulaocealleigh : I did have some "blood" - the cranberry sauce smeared around the "wound." But I realized too late that a) I should have ripped the shirt, and b) I shouldn't have worn a red shirt.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 1:00pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Sweet! A life monitor even!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 1:10pm -
Ploafmaster says:
@growershower : The secret is, that's actually an old oscilloscope :-)
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 1:21pm -
BURNEY says:
hilarious. what better use of oscilloscope can there be?
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 1:39pm -
Caronna says:
you got stabbed with a turkey leg.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:10pm -
Dschonn says:
Ouch.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:26pm -
Phil says:
is that a real oscilloscope? classic nerdy!

kinfaved!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:07pm -
Philly says:
great story! faved!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:35pm -
mackle says:
this is the best literal take on this theme i could have possibly imagined. SO GOOD.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:13pm -
Poe says:
looks like the turkey leg got the best of you.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:19pm -
ThatGuy says:
This is hilarious. Great job.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:48pm -
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