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posted: November 12 @ 3:20pm

Guess what I got as a Mystery Item in the mail today??

Pip says:: Clame for the goodness.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:20pm - ∞

zackle says:: Is that whitey tighties for your hand?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:21pm - ∞

zackle says:: lol handerpants. genius!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:22pm - ∞

Jake says:: A. MAZING.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:22pm - ∞

Laura says:: This is the opposite of "family friendly"
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:24pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: wow.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:26pm - ∞

elclinto says:: AWK. WARD.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:28pm - ∞

pastor says:: wow.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:33pm - ∞

KimJongIllness says:: Do they come in bikini?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:33pm - ∞

Matty O says:: I'm filled with happy
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:33pm - ∞

aaron b says:: Personally, I think the biggest selling point is that they distract enemies. That's pretty useful.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:33pm - ∞

jonlunsford says:: Amazing, Those would be perfect to wear under your gloves.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:37pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: Those are great.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:39pm - ∞

tedford says:: are you kidding me?! those are fab.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:46pm - ∞

mackle says:: Handerpants. lulz
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:47pm - ∞

sariebell says:: You can't really do yardwork in them for fear of getting a little dirt on them and then.............HAND SKIDS! Ughhhhh
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:48pm - ∞

Jarrett says:: hahahah...wow!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:49pm - ∞

S. P. Dinsmoor says:: amazing.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:58pm - ∞

Ryan! says:: "Great For Jazz Hands"

'Nuff said.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:00pm - ∞

Ace says:: undergloves. hmm... this is taking personal hygiene to a whole new level. darn that swine flu...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:03pm - ∞

mOtke says:: His enemies had no clue what to do next. Fight? Flee? Disrobe? He used this time of confusion to plan his next attack. He took some air into his lungs, and noticed everything around him: An air conditioner trapped in a large metal box, some sand, 4 or 5 guys who wanted to kill him and steal his pants, a chicken pot pie cooling on a rack, and more sand. The took the sand into his gloved palms and tossed it at the 4 or 5 guys around them. Ok, there were only 4, but 4 or 5 sounded better when telling the story.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:10pm - ∞

Army of Whiskers says:: Don't put those too close to your mouth!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:14pm - ∞

brandon says:: Do they have skid marks yet?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:40pm - ∞

blankenship says:: Is the boxer version of this product a mitten?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:43pm - ∞

orangebeard says:: who do you have to be friends with to get Mystery Items in the mail? I want in.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:46pm - ∞

mynameisjason says:: weird fingerless underwear gloves?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:46pm - ∞

Gavin says:: they need a version with fingers

you know with the whole H1N1 thing they'd be perfect
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 4:50pm - ∞

Sir Jellobeard says:: Kinged. This is too perfect.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 5:04pm - ∞

mrpbody33 says:: Kinged for Handerpants!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 5:20pm - ∞

gfmorris says:: You get the randomest stuff in the mail, @pip.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 5:23pm - ∞

keifel says:: wow. i think i might be traumatized.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 5:30pm - ∞

Chally says:: how long can you go before they're soiled?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 6:10pm - ∞

Le Duncan says:: I can't think of a more genius item ever created by man or god.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 6:29pm - ∞

jonshell says:: incredible.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:05pm - ∞

specialshoes says:: pip, you might be the coolest guy i've only met once ever!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:09pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: I've been looking for these my whole life and didn't know it until just now.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:09pm - ∞

Zach says:: holy smokeys.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:21pm - ∞

wondermade says:: You are a king among men.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:23pm - ∞

CraigwithaK says:: do they make depends for adult hands? i kind of have a weird problem.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:30pm - ∞

Roo says:: King'd
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:33pm - ∞

Moo says:: Where are the Jazz Hands?
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:33pm - ∞

mattyc says:: I was going to say...I think you have underpants on your hands.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:44pm - ∞

Philly says:: This feels like a Wes Anderson movie-which is very good.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:58pm - ∞

Noelix says:: Things I never thought I needed until I see someone cool wearing them.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:04pm - ∞

Greybeard says:: The only design flaw is no fly. That'll probably come with Handerpants 2.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:26pm - ∞

hope says:: ridiculous. I think i know what I am getting our coder at work fro christmas.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 12:40am - ∞

ae says:: sir i do believe that you have underwear on your hands....and strangely enough, i'm ok with that
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 6:11am - ∞

Scrivener says:: I agree with @orangebeard. Clearly, I need more friends.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 10:54am - ∞

mercantilever says:: @Greybeard: Do handerpants need a fly? I believe that would indicate some kind of enviable [to some] anatomical malfunction.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 - 2:11pm - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

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