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posted: February 23 @ 7:34am

I never wanted to be a weatherman.

I wanted to be...A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine!
The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria.
The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant!
The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip!
The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

michaeljstraub says:: You're well on your way. Don't let the dream die!!!!
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 7:42am - ∞

mattyc says:: hahahah... this is totally awesome
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 7:50am - ∞

robberfly says:: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day.
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 8:17am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: It looks like you're all ready to take over for the King of Lumberjacks. Awesome.
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 8:40am - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: You're living the dream!
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 8:43am - ∞

darksideblugrss says:: there is not enough lumberjacks this year
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 8:45am - ∞

darksideblugrss says:: are*
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 8:45am - ∞

tedford says:: you've out-lumberjacked lumberjacks.
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 9:28am - ∞

keifel says:: i don't want to think about you in ladies underwear.
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 9:51am - ∞

Daniel says:: And a fine lumberjack you are.
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 10:30am - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: Hahahaha what a lumberjack!! whiskerino jack even too!! love love love it! kingfaved =) heehee
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 12:26pm - ∞

mynameisjason says:: this is glorious!
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 5:54pm - ∞

Andrew says:: your dream has been fully realized. enjoy it!
Posted: Feb 23rd, 2010 - 7:43pm - ∞

S. P. Dinsmoor says:: Fav'd....love the Pete & Pete hat.
Posted: Feb 24th, 2010 - 11:33pm - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

Patchy Stache

will not fail Whiskerino.

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Patchy Stache

will not fail Whiskerino.

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Nashville is often called the Athens of the South but, as it turns out, Athens is actually the Athens of the South.