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  • posted: January 14 @ 4:48am
Parenthetical translation by Ozzy Nelson

Genesis 26:
34-35 When Esau was forty years old he married Judith, daughter of Beeri the Hittite, and Basemath, daughter of Elon the Hittite (You know Esau loved women and had to have a couple more of those Hittite babes). They turned out to be thorns in the sides of Isaac and Rebekah.

Ozzy's Old Testiment Concordance Note:
It is now a concensus amoung anthropologists that 3 of 4 Hittite women were proficient at doing the @mackle.

Comments

SoulGlo1976 says:
You ain't nothing but a big ol' pimp!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 4:57am -
Matthew_Moore says:
hahaha
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:10am -
Brian says:
Nice!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:18am -
W E L L S says:
Classic Ozzy, way to work it into the theme as well as getting the @mackle going as well.

Well done.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:23am -
jnonfiction says:
The @mackle, in effect since antiquity
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:27am -
tedford says:
a bold step forward in making the mackle a worldwide sensation.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:28am -
Jar says:
hahaha, perfect
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:39am -
michaeljstraub says:
Once you get a woman to mackle for you the rest is a breeze
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:57am -
aaron b says:
Hellooooooo ladies.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:06am -
robberfly says:
you are rocking this theme! nice suit too.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:13am -
Andrew says:
haha condcordance note.

but seriously. why would someone want more than one wife? I mean I get the whole "be fruitful and multiply" thing, but I have *one* and can barely keep up
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:15am -
folliclejuju says:
every Hittite has her thorn
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:16am -
James A. Polk says:
looking nice dressing up for the ladies/wives
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:17am -
Daniel says:
Looks like an Ozzy-sized entourage.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 7:03am -
shularbrau says:
let's see THEIR tattoos.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 7:09am -
Twisted Sistare says:
AWESOME!!! ha ha ha!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 7:58am -
ThatGuy says:
There is A LOT of greatness in this bible story.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 8:32am -
Matty O says:
I'm going to use these pictures in my next lesson series over Genesis. So thanks.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 9:19am -
jason says:
you rule ozzy!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 9:19am -
Corey says:
It seems that each photo you produce is more Ozzy than the last. Bravo, brother.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 9:21am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
HAHAHAHA -- I think this is my favorite one yet! This is so very Faved.

And you're sans shades -- I didn't think I'd ever see that.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 9:37am -
keifel says:
i was waiting for this day.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 10:58am -
Yogi Beard says:
Is that your secret to getting the ladies? Doing the Mackle?
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 11:23am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
hahahahaha... done with extra style :D
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 12:05pm -
nate says:
#38
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:19pm -
mu says:
These are great. And you get to work with Hittites. Just incredible.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 1:43pm -
irishsquire says:
Ozzy, you lucky lucky man.haha.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 3:05pm -
MrMaggie says:
Hittite babes are awesome, wish I had this edition of the OT
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 3:08pm -
Robfrenzy says:
lookin good sir
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 5:51pm -
JamesC says:
YES
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:16pm -
JamesC says:
HERE COMES CRAZY TRAIN!!!!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:16pm -
JamesC says:
I'll take Basemath for a thousand, please Ozzy
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:17pm -
JamesC says:
zoom...enhance...zoom...enhance
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:17pm -
Dirty Pirate says:
Lookin' good.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 6:36pm -
Vanbert says:
Nice. I think you feature more women than everyone put together. I love it.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 8:12pm -
mynameisjason says:
this is classic ozzy.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 8:42pm -
ZFA says:
i majored in theology in college and will vouch for the validity of your concordance footnote.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 8:58pm -
jonnyblueoval says:
Aggressive!
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 9:07pm -
jracecar says:
i'm starting to get the idea: you like fun.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 9:39pm -
hale. says:
heh. nice.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 11:40pm -
Noelix says:
Chesty mackle approved
Posted: Jan 14th, 2010 - 11:56pm -
P-Jack says:
very nice!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 4:57am -
Tolleson says:
Seriously, no one has made a bad juxtaposition with Hittites and... the uhm... female goodies? Cuz, doing the Mackle does a nice job for these ladies.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 7:12am -
Le Duncan says:
Are you a member of Music City Brewers? Do you know Matt Strickland? He just joined a few months ago. He's one solid dude.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:21am -
revgoomba says:
Jus' look at that beard! Nae wunner the ladies are a flockin'.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 2:49pm -
wondermade says:
Basemath was perhaps our favorite name from the Old Testmant as the @wondermrs and I wrote it out by hand. But only if we pronounced it base-math, which is almost certainly wrong. (But sounds oh so right.)
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:38pm -
mc sauce says:
i love the ozzy makle
Posted: Jan 16th, 2010 - 6:37pm -
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