Whiskerino 2009

No trimming! No shaping! Embrace the Whiskerino!

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  • posted: December 29 @ 10:32pm
I had to trim. I'm sorry. Im in the Dominican Republic where I'm originally from and I had to renew my passport today. They wanted me to shave my whole face for the pic, because I apparently didn't look like the old me in the picture (a 17 year old me; baby fat, pimples and no facial hair). You can't even smile in these pics.

I told them I'd tame my beard.

I apologize to the Whiskerino Gods. Have mercy on my beard. Shame if you have to.

In other news this is my favorite painting at my parents house. Its called Do You Love Klimt? by Jorge Severino


SoulGlo1976 says:
No shame, just awesomeness!
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 10:34pm -
KimJongIllness says:
Yes, I DO love Klimt.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 10:35pm -
zackle says:
Trials and tribulations.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 10:44pm -
zackle says:
That painting is amazing, by the way.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 10:44pm -
Fofe says:
No shame. That is a respectable beard that you can keep growing. Great painting.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 10:58pm -
brandon says:
Being forced by foreign authorities to trim is the only acceptable way, if there is one.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 11:01pm -
mackle says:
i can't even look at you anymore.

just kidding. @brandon has a fine point.. you didn't REALLY have a choice. It's not like your (awesome) Mom asked you to trim it down and you caved. This is straight up foreign authorities forcing your hand. I think your alumni status certainly gives you some wiggle room.

Hopefully you let it shine from here on out and cringed a little when you did the deed. Sort of hilarious that an online beard contest could have such legitimate sway on a persons being!
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 11:18pm -
cary norton says:
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 11:20pm -
hale. says:
you should come live in the USA. i don't think our government will make you shave your beard, but i didn't always pay attention in my high school civics class, so i may be wrong.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 11:52pm -
mackle says:
Posted: Dec 29th, 2009 - 11:58pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
she has cleavage, so i like it.

don't trim again.
Posted: Dec 30th, 2009 - 8:27am -
Zach says:
face! great.
Posted: Dec 30th, 2009 - 9:38am -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.