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  • posted: December 01 @ 7:31pm
Not a fan of Tacos... actually I hate them, with a passion.

Comments

Johnny Rebellious says:
Whoa. You're either spitting out your drink, or that's some EXTREME-liquid vomit.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:34pm -
Birch Beard says:
Dude, I had no idea your stomach was that weak that you couldn't even hold them down!!!
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:35pm -
shularbrau says:
if you are going to TACO BELL for tacos, i agree with you: PUKE SHIT NASTY.

Go get some real tacos man.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:36pm -
Jarrett says:
This is sad.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:36pm -
Andrew says:
obvious soda is obvious.

TB or Tacos as a rule?
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:37pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
@andrew yes it is obviously soda haha this is just a re-imagining of what would really happen if i ate the taco, or any taco. I wouldn't spend the 99 cents on one...which is how bad I despise them haha
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:44pm -
HiImTerry says:
What the hell is wrong with you? How can you hate the perfect food? That's like saying you would kick Alyssa Milano out of bed. It doesn't compute!
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:49pm -
Yogi Beard says:
Hey! I took this! Also, it's hilarious.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:51pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
hahha @hilmterry the perfect food choice in my eyes would be a steak, any kind, medium cooked or even bloodier. and preferably 16oz. or bigger.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:53pm -
Gavin says:
one time i was at a Taco Bell with a buddy of mine enjoying some MexiMelts. I took a break to get a soda refill. there was this gumball machine right there. so i pop a quarter in and get a big ass white gumball. it says 2 free tacos on it. so I go up to the counter and i show the guy and he says. "you won two free tacos, soft or hard shell." I say "soft please" then i think of my buddy who is a vegetarian, maybe he can enjoy one of my free tacos and say "can i have beans instead of meat actually?' and the guy says "i'll have to charge you for the beans then" i'm like "no just beans, no meat" and he says " i know, i'll have to charge you, only the meat ones are free"

lesson: taco bells beans are a higher quality then their meat....
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:56pm -
Corey says:
@gavin That's an amazing story. I hate Taco Bell, but I still eat there for some reason... why?
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 7:58pm -
michaeljstraub says:
You hate tacos? I don't know you anymore. Well, I never knew you. Just shut up!

Awesome shot by the way
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 8:01pm -
Shotgun Willie says:
suck it up and eat a taco!
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 8:09pm -
Chally says:
Not surprised at @Gavin's story.

My brother broke his tooth on a one of their tacos earlier this year. Not even sure if it's meat in there.

Gotta have tacos al pastor south of the border in Mexico to get the best stuff around these parts.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 8:15pm -
Taylor says:
freakin Taco Bell... that's your problem... you need to head out to San Diego, Ca and get you something good. In fact, Rosas is where you want to go... Killer Mexican food.

Not Taco Bell!!!!

Sorry you threw up... not fun.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 8:40pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Well, I know that T-Bell's meat is reconstituted from powder form which is.... concerning.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 8:41pm -
Dj says:
Taco Bell does not have meat in their tacos, I'm convinced.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 8:46pm -
SoulGlo1976 says:
You should hate bad tacos with a passion. But good tacos are your friend and they are very easy to make yourself!

Buy some ready made corn tortilla shells (or fry your own.) You can also go the soft shell route and use flour tortillas. Or make a double decker taco using refried beans as an adhesive between the interior corn tortilla and the exterior flour one. It's your world...

Take a pound of ground meat (beef, pork, turkey, whatever)
Brown said ground meat in a pan until nice and done. An even pimper technique is to add sauteed diced onion to the cooked meat. Add a lil' salt and pepper to taste. Garlic Salt / Garlic Powder is a good substitution for regular salt.

THEN add 1 packet of Goya seasoning to the browned meat. Add a small bit of water to the meat to make sure it gets dissolved properly after you pour it on.

Take cooked meat, stuff in shell, add whatever veggies, cheeses, and condiments you like, and stuff it in your face.

Finally, smile and feel the weight of the world lift off your shoulders as the taco goodness lingers on your taste buds.

You have now had a good taco for you have made it YOUR own!
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 9:00pm -
O.G. Manly Beard says:
@soulglo1976 my roommates and i will have to try this at school. we'll see how it goes
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 9:29pm -
Tao Jones says:
i am sorry for you. i must a taco everyday, or sushi.
Posted: Dec 1st, 2009 - 9:46pm -
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