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posted: December 10 @ 12:58pm

Day 3: Advanced Techniques
Today I teach you the advanced techniques in performing the pose known to many as "The Mackle." Please review Tuesday's lecture if confused.

For reference today please refer to Figure 9A. Thank you to @ArmyofWhiskers and Yessika for demonstrating the proper collab.

I. Do The Mackle. (see yesterday)

II. Get a buddy.

III. Have that buddy stand behind you and oh so gingerly place their hand on your shoulder.

IV. Both of you look at the camera and smile!

jason says:: haha...amazing!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 12:59pm - ∞

BURNEY says:: NO! haha hilarious. Ni Noel.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:00pm - ∞

zackle says:: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:02pm - ∞

Wheat Beard. says:: please continue, this is very informative
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:05pm - ∞

jnonfiction says:: "oh so gingerly"
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:08pm - ∞

benfrank says:: i love this.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:10pm - ∞

Frog says:: ah, it all makes sense now!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:11pm - ∞

hale. says:: gets better every time.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:11pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: very enlightening.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:17pm - ∞

Andrew says:: I bet it helps with balance, too
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:18pm - ∞

Pip says:: I like.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:20pm - ∞

Daniel says:: You're a good teacher. I feel like I'll be able to Mackle on my own any day now.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:23pm - ∞

Caronna says:: amazing!
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:41pm - ∞

Paragone says:: I have Kinged this every day. SO good.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:49pm - ∞

damnweather says:: this presentation is sure to prevent many The Mackle™ based injuries.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:51pm - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: When do I know that I am ready to attempt? Is there a pre-stretch? Do I need a spotter? Is it okay to the The Mackle on an empty stomach?
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:56pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: I sense a new dance craze about to sweep across the nation.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 1:59pm - ∞

slo gro says:: your enthusiasm for The Mackle is contagious. I too would like to learn the techniques take my whole life to the next level.

KF'd
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 2:41pm - ∞

Zach says:: great! can't wait to try this out.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 2:44pm - ∞

Welfare Fun says:: this series is great. a master stroke, my friend.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 4:11pm - ∞

pcain says:: need to try this out :)
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 4:12pm - ∞

ThatGuy says:: slow down. I'm trying to take notes.

Love this series.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 5:26pm - ∞

tedford says:: the best class i ever signed up for.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 5:36pm - ∞

wondermade says:: I think this is beyond me - I'll stick with the basics.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 6:21pm - ∞

North Beard South says:: *scribbles furiously in a notebook

*glances over at what @ThatGuy is writing

*goes back to own notes
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 6:50pm - ∞

Gavin says:: this series is absolutely fantastic.
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 8:26pm - ∞

mackle says:: This technique is best executed with @GeneralLee - his hand placement is the most ginger (and he is tall)
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 9:27pm - ∞

folliclejuju says:: you guys have a level of cool that is completely unattainable by mortals
Posted: Dec 10th, 2009 - 10:43pm - ∞

Just Jamey says:: This is whiskerawesome!
Posted: Dec 11th, 2009 - 2:00am - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

Noelix

enjoys a cool breeze...

Location:: Phoenix
Either a mythological bird emerging from the ashes or a very, dry, hot state with a bunch of awesome cacti.
Link:: starwarsuncut.com/#/finished/363
Age:: 28
About:: "The Mackle" Team
Brothers bonded over a pose of epic proportions, coined after the creator of Whiskerino himself.

Here lies a record of those who have performed "The Mackle", in order of appearance:
Mackle [original from 2007]
Noelix
Noelix
Noelix
Noelix
Noelix
Wheat Beard. Mackle™ + Pip pose = "pickle"
Noelix
Damnweather
ArmyofWhiskers Air Mackle
ArmyofWhiskers
llIllIIIIII
Noelix [passing of the torch]
Furricane
Juan Pablo Garcia
Rolf Bastard
MrMaggie
runningantelope
mynameisjason
HiImTerry
pcain "pickle"
J-Ho
Ozzy Nelson
Just Jamey "pickle" + The Scratch
abar
carynorton
mackle
mims attack
l_etranger_
Poe
Chinese Wildman
bobafred
jnonfiction
Ramsey
BuddyJ
Shotgun Willie FingerMackle™
jarrodms
Paragone
Ozzy Nelson [with 9 members of his family on Christmas day!]
michael_dunn by proxy via Kermit the Frog
robberfly
Ula O cealleigh [King Bearded!]
os mutante
flainez
9schwander "pickle" + The Cody
O-Train "pickle" + The Scratch
hankbobs
Romeotomeo
stanislaw
cary norton The Flying Mackle
Ozzy Nelson by proxy via 3 Hittite women
cary norton
johnatcollege
James A. Polk
Patchy McHoles
BuddyJ
CraigwithaK
Jake
Just Jamey The Mackledamia Nut Pickle Scratch™
revgoomba [awesome shirt!]
Dunkle Swiftkick by proxy via an original animation cel [WOW!]
Beard Goggles
Ula O cealleigh
Brandon Hill
BryanHunter
Shotgun Willie
Maggie
herr neas [in Abu Dhabi!]
Jar + The Beard Sign
Keith
Grower&Shower
jonshell
Dschonn
Red
Frog
Red
Red
Just Jamey
Presto Beardo
Fincannon
Absolutely
Robfrenzy

Extras
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Wallpaper by revgooma

About Me
2009 Whiskerino
2008 MM
2007 Whiskerino
2007 MM/Fund-A-Stache
2006 Fund-A-Stache
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Noelix

enjoys a cool breeze...

Phoenix

Either a mythological bird emerging from the ashes or a very, dry, hot state with a bunch of awesome cacti.

"The Mackle" Team

Brothers bonded over a pose of epic proportions, coined after the creator of Whiskerino himself.