He remembered when he was almost a unicorn. It happened in 1843 when he was herding sheep through the country side, listening to songs on his iPod. He had some beans in a can that he wanted to heat up, and since the microwave hadn't been invented yet, he thought that magic could warm the delicious protein. That was the day he almost became a unicorn.
Of course, 300 years later, a spaceship would contact him and tell him that he looked silly in that outfit. Or awesome. He wasn't sure what they'd say.
you know there was supposed to be a team unicorn sandwich. me, you, @motke, and a great many other were supposed to be on it. but alas, it never happened. but we are still victorious, this we can be sure of.
More than just a Luhrmann film this nation is filled with the glorious wonders of the Outback. Thank them for Kangaroos, Boomerangs, The Opera House and Giant Beers.
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