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posted: November 27 @ 6:31am

On the 10th day of Thanksgiving, his family forgot to tell him that if he made up for the lost meal over the next 4 meals, he would die.

Filled with the largest amount of turkey, donuts, bacon, cardboard, milktoast, and cheese one can muster after a 19 hour eating spree, he found that he was in a state of dead.

Then he closed the donut shop and wondered how long a food coma would last.

jnonfiction says:: You've got little blackened turkey bones on your eyes. Or maybe cardboard bones. Bacon bones.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 6:48am - ∞

Hirsutius says:: Love the jammies.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 6:52am - ∞

Matty O says:: fuzzy-wire-bones.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:01am - ∞

Moses Marion says:: out for the count?
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:04am - ∞

kinetek says:: well played sir. King vote from me.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:11am - ∞

Furricane says:: you are pleasant.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:16am - ∞

Andrew says:: milktoast will do it every time. I've heard it has nearly 3x the tryptophan of turkey.

of course that could all be speculation.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:18am - ∞

robberfly says:: the X's make this picture great
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:29am - ∞

slo gro says:: i'm assuming your beard will continue to grow after your death. but who will post the photos?
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:50am - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: Elbow bones.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:58am - ∞

Ploafmaster says:: Or, "elbones."
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:58am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: should've seen this coming. Great shot. RIP random commentor. YOu'll be missed.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:04am - ∞

Daniel says:: Good use of pipe cleaners.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:32am - ∞

Patchy Stache says:: Wonderful cartooniness.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 8:46am - ∞

9schwander says:: fav'd, you crazy man you.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:05am - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: Arts and crafts...and death!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:08am - ∞

irishsquire says:: does your pyjamas come in another color?
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:35am - ∞

Mathy says:: KING HIM!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:11am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: kingfav'd!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:18am - ∞

Katie says:: Oh, dear. Clean up on aisle four!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:22am - ∞

brandon says:: This is great, sir.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:34am - ∞

Just Jamey says:: Mmm....yuuuummmmy cardboard.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 10:43am - ∞

Caronna says:: Great shot brother!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:11pm - ∞

jason says:: i like to think that you haven't changed out of these pjs over the past few days.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:40pm - ∞

R E N A U D says:: i hope this wins
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:50pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Regal shot. King'd!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 2:53pm - ∞

Davis says:: nice PJs.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 3:24pm - ∞

David W. says:: Super cartoony.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 3:31pm - ∞

O.G. Manly Beard says:: haha this is great
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 3:46pm - ∞

Ace says:: yay for pipe cleaner eyes! i love pipe cleaners because they are used for everything but cleaning pipes!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 3:58pm - ∞

TheStride says:: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 4:00pm - ∞

Dschonn says:: When I take up pipe smoking, @Ace, I shall clean my pipe with pipe cleaners.

It's a nice touch, by the way.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 4:11pm - ∞

aaron b says:: Woah! I think this is going to be the KB for today. It is outstanding.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 4:22pm - ∞

Katie says:: Pancakes were sooooooo this afternoon. Ice cream is what it's about tonight.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 4:42pm - ∞

Chally says:: Nice green and red, nice X's on the eyes, nice caption, nice DoF, nice sleeping suite... but it all doesn't matter what I'm saying because you're in a coma state and can't hear a darned thing. Well, when you wake up, you can see what was written about this capture.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 6:05pm - ∞

LG3 says:: this is excellent! favd and kingd!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 6:05pm - ∞

Sir Jellobeard says:: i knew you were a cartoon character.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 6:17pm - ∞

tedford says:: forever meat.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 6:23pm - ∞

Philly says:: Perfect, loved the eyes!
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 7:38pm - ∞

Paragone says:: are you wearing a onzie? perfect.
Posted: Nov 27th, 2009 - 9:59pm - ∞

sariebell says:: Congrats on your KB! I love this photo :D
Posted: Nov 28th, 2009 - 12:43pm - ∞

hale. says:: man, just saw this. so great.
Posted: Nov 29th, 2009 - 9:31am - ∞

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mOtke

takes a mean pic.

Nashville

AKA Music City. Honky Tonks, cowboy hats, country music and redneck stereotypes galore. Truth is, none of that is entirely true.