- posted: November 20 @ 7:55am
Chester Arthurtop lived near a plant that made Cheeto-like snack foods. He never visited the plant, but was fully aware of its existence. He would often sit at home on the weekend, pouring over copies of his favorite magazines that he stole from doctor's offices.
His favorite magazine was from 2003 and featured a very young looking James Madison on the cover. He didn't know who James Madison was, but he loved his donuts.
On Fridays, he would follow people and tell them about Forever Cake. Sometimes he would sing.