Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: November 20 @ 7:55am
Chester Arthurtop lived near a plant that made Cheeto-like snack foods. He never visited the plant, but was fully aware of its existence. He would often sit at home on the weekend, pouring over copies of his favorite magazines that he stole from doctor's offices.

His favorite magazine was from 2003 and featured a very young looking James Madison on the cover. He didn't know who James Madison was, but he loved his donuts.

On Fridays, he would follow people and tell them about Forever Cake. Sometimes he would sing.

Comments

mOtke says:
CLAME for alt.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:56am -
Ploafmaster says:
Those are some shmancy perjimbles ya got there, pal.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:58am -
elldub says:
please remove that clame.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:58am -
Broseph says:
"But the fool on the hill,
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world spinning 'round."
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:59am -
Daniel says:
Thank you for choosing this over your alt.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 7:59am -
Sir Jellobeard says:
hahahaha YES! I secretly hoped you would be there again.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:00am -
brobro says:
befitting.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:04am -
jnonfiction says:
Dress.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:05am -
W E L L S says:
Seconding @elldub 's request
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:09am -
jnonfiction says:
Dress.












And Forever Cakes.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:12am -
jnonfiction says:
Oh, wait I see.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:13am -
jnonfiction says:
Jammies.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:13am -
jnonfiction says:
Comment Bomb.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:13am -
orangebeard says:
you got that onesy custom made didn't you?
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:13am -
jnonfiction says:
Tacos.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:13am -
jnonfiction says:
@mattyc
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:13am -
tedford says:
you got me.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:13am -
jnonfiction says:
"pooped butterflies and farted rainbows" made me laugh out loud, btw.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:14am -
jnonfiction says:
i'm about 120 pages in.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:14am -
jnonfiction says:
you're going to sell a million copies.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:14am -
mOtke says:
@jnonfiction - I'm glad you liked that line. And I'm glad your reading. And I'm glad you comment bombed me. And. Forever Cakes.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:17am -
obey maach says:
booooo crotch shot! crotch shot!
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:17am -
shularbrau says:
your face is a bit edward scissor handy in this one
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:23am -
9schwander says:
your clame is scary. But I do love the jumper.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:06am -
flainez says:
@shularbrau you are right, it reminds me the same.

@motke in your alt shot, the big toe (I don't know how it is called in English) is winner!
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:14am -
Brandon Hill says:
boom, fav'd this raggedy ann awesomeness.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:20am -
Brandon Hill says:
fav'd? how bout king. that's right, i kingg'ed it.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:21am -
iambillpower says:
I like your style.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:33am -
Grower&Shower says:
you accessorize well.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:41am -
Gavin says:
you so crazy
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:52am -
folliclejuju says:
green footies are excellent bobcatting attire!
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:56am -
JamesC says:
you, sir are NOT a monster
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 10:09am -
benfrank says:
your altclame is AMAZING.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 11:21am -
Matty O says:
Hearing about @jnonfiction reading your book makes me want to read it even more than all of your captions.

Also, super duper picture.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 11:52am -
Andrew says:
haha both this and the alt are superbical
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 11:54am -
jason says:
these are fantastic pjs...they put mine to shame.
clame
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 12:19pm -
keifel says:
nice jammies. love the green.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 12:31pm -
Katie says:
Today I saw the most amazing nightgown at the thrift store and it made me think of you. It was like a huge red sweater with a FUZZY panda on it.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:35pm -
mattyc says:
@jnonfiction no need to @mattyc on taco mentions...I actually have a taco feed on my dashboard....no lie.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:35pm -
mattyc says:
Nice pj's @mOtke
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:35pm -
pcain says:
should have gone wiht the alt! hahaha
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 1:51pm -
Caronna says:
wow
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 2:28pm -
Taylor says:
diggin the polka dots.

(Side note: I had to google "polka dots" to get the correct spelling... how ridiculous is that! What's an "L" doing in there?)
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 2:29pm -
blackbeard says:
yes, i am at your house. i can't find the cats. i did find one swollen python.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 2:38pm -
Shanks Keating says:
It looks like you have boobs in the clame.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 2:43pm -
TheStride says:
I laughed at the caption. I snorted at the clame.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 4:41pm -
Curtiss says:
yeah that clame is quite frightening but I love both pics.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 5:25pm -
Just Jamey says:
The story is most excellent!
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 6:58pm -
alijoon says:
"I'm weird."
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 8:15pm -
mOtke says:
@mattyc I wish I had a feed on my dashboard.

Or maybe a snack.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 9:05pm -
mattyc says:
@mOkte see if the beard boss can make it happen for you.
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 - 10:38pm -
Just Jamey says:
+Hah! I always love your captions.
Posted: Jan 22nd, 2010 - 9:56am -
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