- posted: November 18 @ 9:05am
All day in our office:
"Motke, stop singing."
"Motke, your stories are ridiculous."
"Motke, why are you on your desk again? And why are you singing again?"
"Forever Cakes? Seriously?"
But what they don't know is that he has a large squid at his beck and call. The squid has eaten hundreds of people, including rowdy coworkers and mouthy clients.