- posted: November 14 @ 10:29am
The battle raged on. Hundreds of sea kittens had already been lost, and he was sure there would be hundreds more. With this recent victory, he was sure that the fish stick makers and politicians in control of the fist sticks would feel the sting of his battle cry; the fear of his fear machine.
Yeah, he had a fear machine. It was off camera, and it was huge. The size of Canada. Maybe bigger.
The theme from his favorite musical, The Great Dance in the Sky Forever Cakes, played endlessly in his head. Everyone sang along.