Keep yourself informed. Check the News tab regularly!

« »

zoom

posted: November 12 @ 7:45am

Dear Santa (if that's who you really are),

You are reprehensible. Your shenanigans and nudity make me feel like my soul was borrowed by Goodwill, sold to a 74 year old woman with a bladder control problem, then given to my aunt, who loves carrots.

Do you know what that's like, Santa? It's not even near Christmas yet, really, and you're showing me your bits? Santa bits? Really, Santa? Really?

@McDooDoo and @ellimenopee agree. You can tell by their expressions.

Santa.

Love,
mOtke

mOtke says:: CLAME for alt 1
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:46am - ∞

mOtke says:: CLAME for alt 2
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:46am - ∞

mOtke says:: and.....CLAME for alt 3
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:46am - ∞

wiseacre says:: books are lies
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:47am - ∞

pcain says:: is this the boarders on west end? awesome.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:51am - ∞

gfmorris says:: :snicker:
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:54am - ∞

mOtke says:: @pcain - the Brentwood in the Tennessee.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:55am - ∞

GrapeS says:: haha awesome picture and alts
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:55am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: the CATS/WILDLIFE/HORSES shot is off the hook.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:55am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: you guys are having way too much fun. i'd like to see some photos of the people in the store that were blatantly staring at ya'll wondering what you were doing.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:57am - ∞

milothegoat says:: santa is such a perv.

ps. really diggin your art, by the way
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 7:59am - ∞

chance says:: I'm liking the faces in Alt 3, haha. Santa is such a Slore (slut/whore).
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:08am - ∞

themightyjones says:: I hate this picture and also you, kind of. KING'd.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:10am - ∞

Jar says:: That is a great book cover. Also, great pic and letter.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:19am - ∞

Arthur says:: looks like a great book! Love the cover anyway!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:22am - ∞

creole says:: Dave Flowers! How the hell are you?!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:30am - ∞

Gavin says:: @McDooDoo seems to be having the hardest time with what he's seeing
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:57am - ∞

rodohmes says:: wow....to the book cover and to the shot...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:00am - ∞

mOtke says:: @Gavin - I think @McDooDoo was passing something at that moment. I didn't say anything to him, but, well, you know...
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:00am - ∞

miguelito says:: those alts were great. this one's good too!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:05am - ∞

W E L L S says:: HI-larious
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:08am - ∞

irishsquire says:: u shouldnt be having so much fun. m jealous.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:13am - ∞

mc sauce says:: I sure am glad i do not have a chimney.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:50am - ∞

Scrivener says:: I want to go to the bookstore with you.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:14am - ∞

jason says:: your expressions are all great in this shot!
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:25am - ∞

wiseacre says:: @McDooDoo is laying an egg with his mouth
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:36am - ∞

Katie says:: WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET AND TAKE YOU HOME AND PUT YOU ON MY SHELF.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:42am - ∞

mOtke says:: Dear @Katie,

I may look small enough to fit on a shelf in this photo, but these two pals of mine are very tall guys. Like really tall. Most of my friends are really tall, actually.

But, I'd be willing to travel, if your shelf is somewhere awesome, like the Moon, or at a Robot farm or something.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 10:54am - ∞

Mike de Monk says:: nice.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 11:21am - ∞

Just Jamey says:: Dear Santa,
Please don't touch me next Christmas.
Thanks,
Me.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:12pm - ∞

Barefoot says:: dirty by choice huh? Hopefully you put that thing down after the picture was taken.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 12:26pm - ∞

Matty O says:: Santa should be punished, but not a punishment that he would enjoy or anything else gross like that. Yuck. Psssh. Santa.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 1:39pm - ∞

mattyc says:: I likes this.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 3:06pm - ∞

Finn MacCool says:: Oh my goodness. This has got to be one of my top favorites so far this Whiskerino.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 5:07pm - ∞

FeXd says:: Wow.
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 8:57pm - ∞

Brandon Hill says:: all in all, i want your hat @motke
Posted: Nov 12th, 2009 - 9:32pm - ∞

Site closed!: Whiskerino. fin.

mOtke

throws caution to the conventions of everyday society.

Location:

Nashville

AKA Music City. Honky Tonks, cowboy hats, country music and redneck stereotypes galore. Truth is, none of that is entirely true.

Link:

www.motke.net

Age:

Currently: →

RT manymonsters: Tonight, Cincinnati! 7pm at the Esquire theater. The feature film, The Many Monsters of Sadness, screens for your view ...

About:

mOtke twitter stories
mOtke twitter
mOtke tumblr

We made a whiskerino film.

I had a band once. We were called lowercase collective. You can download 5 of our songs here for free if you want.

If you want to read my novel, email me, and I can send you a secret link. motke at motke dot net.

The ever whimsical, mostly illogical, sometimes otherwordical mOtke dapp is always ready for a good game of cheese tag.

I love breakfast.

Favorites:

View mOtke's Favorites

Whiskerino 2009

Comments

mOtke

throws caution to the conventions of everyday society.

Nashville

AKA Music City. Honky Tonks, cowboy hats, country music and redneck stereotypes galore. Truth is, none of that is entirely true.