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- posted: November 12 @ 7:45am
Dear Santa (if that's who you really are),
You are reprehensible. Your shenanigans and nudity make me feel like my soul was borrowed by Goodwill, sold to a 74 year old woman with a bladder control problem, then given to my aunt, who loves carrots.
Do you know what that's like, Santa? It's not even near Christmas yet, really, and you're showing me your bits? Santa bits? Really, Santa? Really?
@McDooDoo and @ellimenopee agree. You can tell by their expressions.
Santa.
Love,
mOtke
You are reprehensible. Your shenanigans and nudity make me feel like my soul was borrowed by Goodwill, sold to a 74 year old woman with a bladder control problem, then given to my aunt, who loves carrots.
Do you know what that's like, Santa? It's not even near Christmas yet, really, and you're showing me your bits? Santa bits? Really, Santa? Really?
@McDooDoo and @ellimenopee agree. You can tell by their expressions.
Santa.
Love,
mOtke
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