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posted: November 09 @ 8:08am

The tree was as hungry as any tree that ever existed in the face of man or time or civilization. The long-necked man ate a carrot earlier in the day and now eagerly awaited a train or jet to pick him up where he stood.

wiseacre says:: You've been eaten by a very bright yellow beard-tree.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:09am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: He'd earlier thought he'd go with a grass do, but decided on leaves at the last second.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:10am - ∞

jnonfiction says:: Hopefully the jet or the train wouldn't make him check his leaves at the baggage claim. It was 50/50.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:11am - ∞

rachel says:: hooray for autumn!! this is yummy.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:14am - ∞

Beardo says:: The color in this shot is awesome!
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:16am - ∞

miguelito says:: this is glorious. nice one, dude.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:20am - ∞

Dave says:: great picture and beautiful tree!
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:25am - ∞

Chinese Wildman says:: Awesome color in this shot.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:26am - ∞

Todd the Mok says:: simple, yet stunningly beautiful.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:28am - ∞

Pip says:: Winner.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:28am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: You should be fine now. It looks like Big Bird has taken you under his wing. Nice.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 8:51am - ∞

obey maach says:: You look like an african lady.. i am just glad there are no native motke boobs in this..

colors are yummy.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 9:02am - ∞

Katie says:: I LOVE YOUR FACE HARDCORE.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 9:03am - ∞

ForeverinGreen says:: nice colour.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 9:05am - ∞

Sir Jellobeard says:: now make it a painting :)
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 9:08am - ∞

gfmorris says:: Thumbfave'd.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 9:31am - ∞

zackle says:: I'm falling for this one.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 9:31am - ∞

stanislaw says:: how are your trees still so yellow? here in stl they're all dead and brown.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 10:23am - ∞

Ace says:: awesome colors here. also, that scarf makes your neck look oddly long. like, it shouldnt really be that long ever.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 10:33am - ∞

pastor says:: love it.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 10:49am - ∞

blackbeard says:: i was going to make the big bird comment but someone else did so i won't.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 10:58am - ∞

Karl says:: the colours! although most people here can only see colors.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 10:59am - ∞

FeXd says:: I really enjoy the colors.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 11:02am - ∞

j.goforth says:: LOVE the color in this.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 11:07am - ∞

tedford says:: hurray for carnivorous yellow trees!
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 11:34am - ∞

johnny says:: fantastic!
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 12:26pm - ∞

Matty O says:: Unfortunately for the long necked man, the carrots didn't improve his eyesight. He couldn't even see the tree's voracious appetite. Meanwhile the tree only became more famished watching the man and his delicious stubble. It looked like sprinkles, yummy sprinkles, covering his face.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 12:33pm - ∞

[j.kent.r] says:: Okay, so why does this photo remind me of the emo girl from the Breakfast Club?
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 1:59pm - ∞

mOtke says:: @jkentr because I am Ally Sheedy.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 2:10pm - ∞

elegant_chaos says:: As my son Colin would say: "I like lello"
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 2:31pm - ∞

Ned Kelly says:: i will not be able save you
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 3:22pm - ∞

Caronna says:: those colors are stunning!
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 4:47pm - ∞

Marko Lady says:: fav'd for sure!!
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 5:08pm - ∞

ellimenopee says:: Giving us the ol' leaf-eye, eh? Well, same to you, buddy.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 5:18pm - ∞

mattyc says:: I like your colors in this photo sir.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 5:40pm - ∞

Grower&Shower says:: Fantastic work, Ms. Sheedy.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 6:00pm - ∞

folliclejuju says:: but as the carnivorous tree began to chomp down on the carrot eater, the sprinkles revealed the ulterior motive: carnivorous, yellow, sprinkled man eating tree poison. the tree lurched, yet, it was too late. the leaves paled and began to drop. carrot eater, victorious, returned to his bungalo in upper manhattan to once again fulfill his hot dog vendor ruse and avoid capture by the tree clan.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 6:01pm - ∞

jason says:: your photos are greatness...as are your captions.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 6:23pm - ∞

jamiejames says:: Fav'd Love the brightness of fall!
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009 - 7:03pm - ∞

Bumgardner says:: The colors Dude the colors.

Great colors man. Love this shot.
Posted: Nov 11th, 2009 - 4:58am - ∞

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mOtke

will not fail Whiskerino.

Nashville

AKA Music City. Honky Tonks, cowboy hats, country music and redneck stereotypes galore. Truth is, none of that is entirely true.