Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: February 17 @ 10:52am
Digging through his coworker's trash bin he found what some would call a "snack." The "snack" was a toast-like substance used to fend off werewolves, preying mantises, and skanky strippers. But he didn't know this. Nope.

He just wanted a snack and hours later, when his body was found, the ants had started carrying his clothing away. Of course, he was awake, watching the ants with fascination and wonder.

Even later, he would wake up in a hotel room with an unusual potato chip shaped like a famous person that he had to look up on IMDB to remember her name.

Comments

mOtke says:
This moment captured by @themightyjones, who may or may not have put the potato chip in the room.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:52am -
Sir Walshington says:
You ARE George Costanza.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:53am -
EdwardTeach says:
you are seriously amazing.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:53am -
themightyjones says:
Dude, I hate when that happens.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:53am -
Andrew says:
I want some trash toast. Save some for me please.

Also it sounds like mimes train the ants in your neighborhood.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:54am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Even your TRASHCAN is awesomely artsy? WTF!

You are full of win.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:54am -
ThatGuy says:
I've been there. Sometimes you just have to eat.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:54am -
michaeljstraub says:
@sirwalshington I can't believe you beat me to that.



What actress did the potato chip look like?
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:55am -
robberfly says:
don't eat that!!
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:57am -
Birch Beard says:
DARK CORNERS!
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:58am -
jnonfiction says:
Gnash trash.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 10:59am -
johnny says:
you're my new hero.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:00am -
mOtke says:
@michaeljstraub It was either Megan Fox or Betty White. Not quite sure.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:04am -
Ploafmaster says:
I think you have to eat your way to the bottom of the trash can in order to know for certain who it was.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:12am -
folliclejuju says:
trash that repels trash...ingenious!
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:20am -
miguelito says:
gulp
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:29am -
Fincannon says:
oh, that does look tasty.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:33am -
tedford says:
wait, tell me again why skanky strippers need fending off?
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:33am -
[j.kent.r] says:
Your writing reminds me of madlibs. So random, yet so awesome.

Kinging this sucker.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:37am -
mattyc says:
can't say i've never done this
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:42am -
mattyc says:
CLAME for cats
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:43am -
mattyc says:
you know this hurts me more than it hurts you...right.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:43am -
Yogi Beard says:
You're truly the unsung conservationist of our times.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 12:04pm -
Grower&Shower says:
This is recycling of sorts.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 12:17pm -
Katie says:
I'll potato your chip.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 12:21pm -
Robfrenzy says:
awesome stuff
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 12:34pm -
Caffeine Addict says:
I like the contemplative look on your face.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 3:42pm -
TheStride says:
toast made with beladonna!
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 4:26pm -
brandon says:
The best kind of toast-like substance.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 4:32pm -
stephen says:
this is the best.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 5:17pm -
hankbobs says:
See not this is brilliant and further evidence that you are cool
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:49pm -
hankbobs says:
not 'not', meant 'now'
Posted: Feb 17th, 2010 - 11:49pm -
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