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  • posted: February 15 @ 5:20am
Colonel Admiral Sir Walter Worthington Jefferson Bartholomew Wallaby III was best known for his excursions to the Orient and for opening up trade routes to Wisconsin and several Scandinavian countries.

He once won the Worcester baked rhubarb pie eating contest with only seven teeth and an insatiable hunger.

His 39 children were integral in him becoming Mayor of a small town in Vermont several years after the Uprising of 1909, where he saved a box of kittens from a deadly wax fire.

He died of natural causes after one of his wives pierced him in the heart with a knife used for spreading butter and jam on bread.

He was loved by all.

Comments

Yogi Beard says:
That guy was on the $3 bill, right?
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 5:21am -
Caffeine Addict says:
Awesome shot, love the expression
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 5:31am -
brandon says:
Historical fiction. Alternate reality. Both with beards. Love it.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 5:34am -
miguelito says:
you're named after a small bastard marsupial!!!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 5:36am -
Ploafmaster says:
Now that is a caption of victory.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 5:44am -
(Another) Rachel says:
"natural causes" hahahaha..

Well done @mOtke.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 6:02am -
keifel says:
i suppose it's only natural that you die if you're stabbed in the heart.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 6:15am -
Roo says:
this is great! congrats on KB
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 6:24am -
ThatGuy says:
Ridiculously awesome. The work of a true king.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 6:30am -
mynameisjason says:
how did you know about my favorite historical figure?
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 6:36am -
mattyc says:
He sounds totally made up.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 7:09am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
I learned about him in Second Grade social studies.... my teacher never wore shoe laces and always got the hiccups after eating apple butter. She also smelled like caterpillars.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 7:51am -
mOtke says:
@johnnyrebellious I had the same teacher, I think. Ms. Baconstedder? She always baked special brownies and brought them to class to mellow out the students. Looking back, I'm not sure how legal that was.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:02am -
jnonfiction says:
This all happened in mOtkeworld.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:06am -
michaeljstraub says:
I once challenged him to a pie eating contest and lost 75 to 4
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 8:12am -
gfmorris says:
Fav'd.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 9:37am -
Dewey says:
looking slick today.

Yes, only a few days away, and only vacuum if you feel like it.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 10:08am -
tedford says:
i'd share a pie with this fellow.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 11:14am -
Birch Beard says:
DARK CORNERS!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 11:15am -
dizzywizard says:
exquisite
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 11:28am -
robberfly says:
historic!

(congrats king)
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 11:47am -
Mat Wiseman says:
Very smart.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 12:45pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
I really didn't care for the dude
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 2:20pm -
Just Jamey says:
I never imagined you could top yourself. But I'm pretty sure this is your best caption ever. Kingfav'd!
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 2:53pm -
gfmorris says:
Hey, thanks for your kind words in the chat earlier, @motke. Much appreciated.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 3:42pm -
Andrew says:
Wisconsin is a lot like a Scandinavian country. Lots of Norwegians.

Come to think of it, I bet it was the lutefisk that drew Wallaby in; what with him only having 7 teeth.

It's like fish jello.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 4:09pm -
jclutch says:
I saw a frozen rhubarb pie at Kroger one time, it blew my mind. Up until then I really didn't know it existed in the modern world. But there it was, already made and frozen with a logo and instructions on the side. I still kick myself for not buying it and trying. One day I will taste this mystery pie!

nice pic as usual sir.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 4:46pm -
TheStride says:
This is good. Real good.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 5:11pm -
irishsquire says:
you man, are hilarious! k&f'd.
Posted: Feb 15th, 2010 - 5:23pm -
punchbag says:
gotta dig the colonel.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2010 - 4:42am -
c dub says:
rhubarb pie, you say? splendid. i'll have a slice. no, no. make it two. i'm feelin squirrely.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2010 - 4:43am -
revgoomba says:
Tremendous expression Sir.
Posted: Feb 16th, 2010 - 5:20am -
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