Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: February 09 @ 4:32am
to the jerkosaurus-rex's in the yearbook staff who decided not to let me know UNTIL HOMEROOM THIS MORNING that today was picture day: thanks for making me look like a TOTAL IDIOT for the rest of the year and infinity after that. i was planning ALL FREAKING YEAR to wear my new authentic japanese gi with my purple obi, but now i'm stuck looking like some kind of wimp that can't handle himself in a death match.

NOT ONLY THAT, but the dumb idiot loser photographer kept telling me "hold your smile hold your smile hold your smile" until i felt like my lips were going to rip or set one fire. then, the SECOND i let my face relax so it wouldnt get stuck, the piece of crap takes my picture and says i have to pay $15 more for a retake.... like i'm going to pay him more money to make me look like a geek when i could be buying yu-gi-oh boosters instead.

no one's going to want to be my date for snow ball now. AWESOME.

Comments

mOtke says:
CLAME for @danimal's original. Captionjack.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 4:33am -
keifel says:
is that a dog or bear on the sweater, not that it makes any less awesome.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 4:48am -
mOtke says:
@keifel - it's actually a golfer. And yes the sweater is real.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 4:50am -
shularbrau says:
I was trying to forget about Danimal now that he has left us.

But we all know that is impossible.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 4:59am -
jnonfiction says:
You revived the magic. I relived the miracle.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 5:19am -
mynameisjason says:
sweater!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 5:29am -
Grower&Shower says:
@Danimal truly was a master of the caption.

Sadface.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 5:52am -
Ploafmaster says:
Incrediblawesome.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 6:11am -
themightyjones says:
Take heart. At least your tie looks like a little guy trying to stand up out of your sweater. That's got to count for something.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 6:45am -
ThatGuy says:
This is great. Thanks for reminding me of the original. both images are so great.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 6:50am -
Andrew says:
I want to see you and @danimal duke it out in yu-gi-oh at the throwdown
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 7:19am -
folliclejuju says:
he didn't straighten your tie, either.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 7:22am -
mattyc says:
awesome job dude
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 7:48am -
mattyc says:
CLAME FOR CATS
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 7:48am -
miguelito says:
ha great pic
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 7:59am -
Grown Unknown says:
Glad to see this comment make a comeback.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:04am -
tedford says:
i so miss @danimal.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:19am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Yay, the original had a RED WALL!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:22am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Also, love the expression and the outfit here... and no, it's not just because it's red.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:22am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
....though that helps a little
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:22am -
Vanbert says:
how many decorative shower curtains do you own?
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 9:11am -
mOtke says:
@vanbert I'll need to check again. Last count was in the thousands, I think.

No wait. That's something else.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 9:27am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
hahahahahaha. you look like a choir boy.. but one who hangs out with Bart simpson. lol.

Really though.. you know how to style the cudos... i know you would rock in cansas. lol
score!!!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 10:20am -
BURNEY says:
love the colors. I WISH that was my photo day backdrop.. way cooler than what we had.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 10:49am -
Gavin says:
so well done. i'm glad you brought a little danimal back to all of us.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 12:47pm -
jason says:
what a great caption to tribute!
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 1:09pm -
Phil says:
That sweater. I wants it.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 3:14pm -
TheStride says:
Yes. That caption is perfectly up your alley.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 3:31pm -
sariebell says:
Danimal has(d) the bestest captions. Besides you of course. Thanks for this. Greatness.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 3:58pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
I'll find you a date man, don't worry
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 4:17pm -
Katie says:
YES. I loved Danimal's captions.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 4:28pm -
Yogi Beard says:
That tie is just the tops.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 5:26pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
when i saw this back in the day it was the first time i laughed out loud at the whiskertube. brilliance. again.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 8:14pm -
Juan Pablo Garcia says:
This one makes up for all the times you were a jerk to me. What? Oh...not you. The guy behind you. And to the left.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 9:27pm -
mattmarch says:
yeah this is perfect.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2010 - 9:38pm -
Just Jamey says:
Nice commentjack! One of my favorites this year. Dunno if you have yet, but I'm passing this onto Danimal.
Posted: Feb 10th, 2010 - 1:11am -
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