Whiskerino 2009

CLAME means 'Click My Name.' If you see it, click that users name!

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  • posted: February 04 @ 5:47am
It was Thursday, and like all mornings on Thursday, he enjoyed some breakfast. This morning it was an elaborate Crepe Souffle with Creme Sauce and a hint of Paprika with Chipotle infused raisins covered in a drizzle of Blueberry extract.

After his coffee and a few donuts, he ventured into the striped garden with his famous feline, Pixel, the cat who can speak 9 languages that don't exist. The watched the birds attack the bird feeder, wore scarves, and sang the entire album Kid A from start to finish, using their mouths as the instruments.

A bird joined in, and next thing they knew, Thom Yorke flew over from England and recorded it and sold it on a rare website that no one could remember the name of.

He really wished he could remember the name of that website.

Comments

mOtke says:
Dear @mattyc,

With all my love,

mOtke.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 5:47am -
miguelito says:
have you considered changing your name to mEowke?
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 5:49am -
michaeljstraub says:
Paprika makes kitties sneeze stripes. Masterful
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 5:51am -
robberfly says:
@miguelito is right, mEowke has a nice ring to it
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 5:53am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
There are a LOT of damn flavor profiles in that Crepe Souffle.

Gordon Ramsay would say "keep it simple."
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 5:58am -
mOtke says:
@miguelito I will add it to the list of considerations. Thanks for the suggestion. It ranks just above Fozzy but slightly below The Great Destructor of the Eastern Seaboard.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 5:59am -
miguelito says:
"Eastern Seaboard" (see bored) always makes me giggle for some reason.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 6:04am -
jnonfiction says:
I remember the name of that website. But it's unpronounceable, and whenever I write it down it fades out again. And the download manager is telepathic.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 6:28am -
keifel wonders why people keep taunting him with donuts
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 6:55am -
Grower&Shower says:
Chipotle infused raisins... that could ruin the rest of the day for most people.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:17am -
Yogi Beard says:
That kitteh is a beaut. What is it's name?
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:25am -
Yogi Beard says:
Strike that. I should have just read the caption better.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:25am -
mattyc steals striped shirt.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:44am -
mattyc adds to collection.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:44am -
Chinese Wildman says:
Go Team Cat!
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:44am -
mattyc says:
CLAME FOR CATS
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:44am -
mattyc says:
also
CLAME FOR CATS in the header.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:45am -
mattyc says:
and let me know if you figure out the name of that website...that album sounds wicked awesome.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:46am -
mOtke says:
@miguelito Upon rereading your new proposed name for me, I realize that I read it wrong. My first reading was "mEwoke." You know. Like an Ewok. And I thought you were commenting that I look like an Ewok.

But I see what you were saying now.

I see it.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:51am -
McDooDoo says:
The thumbnail of this pic looks like you're licking your cat.

So...gross.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 9:08am -
emsiizilla says:
Did you know that I also have a tuxedo cat? Because tuxedo cats are clearly superior to all others.

Mine knows how to read. CLAME.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 9:29am -
mOtke says:
@emsiizilla - that is amazing. My can can pee on stuff really well. He also can shake hands. And he stands on the heating vent, praying for the heat to come on at least 57% of the time.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 9:36am -
Andrew says:
I feel like paprika doesn't get enough love or attention. Hence I proclaim today not only @mattyc day but paprika awareness day.

also: thanks for the birthday wishes and I'd take some owl mail any day of the week. unless it's Tuesday night because I might be eating tacos. And we all know how owls get around tacos.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 10:48am -
ThatGuy says:
I've got a bootleg version of that if you're interested. jus sayin.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 11:10am -
ThatGuy says:
"He looks like he's in an insane asylum" said the co-worker sitting behind me.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 11:10am -
Katie says:
That thing you have. It is cute.

@reasaurus SEE THAT THING HE HAS. IT IS CUTE.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 11:37am -
Just Jamey says:
I hope you have meals similar to those you describe in your captions. P.S. Thanks for the caption!
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 12:31pm -
Caronna says:
awesome
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 12:56pm -
(Another) Rachel says:
@mOtke always makes me smile.

I got a tuxedo cat when I was 5. I named him Leroi (also French for "the king"...which he was in our house of course). Leroi lived to be 19 years old. He liked to read too, but once ate a picture of some food out of my 4th grade science book. The teacher didn't believe me when I told her the cat ate my book. Leroi also knew how to use doorknobs, but alas, without opposable thumbs he just couldn't quite pull it off.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 1:32pm -
jason says:
maybe you and pixel can grace us with some radiohead karaoke during the throwdown.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 1:54pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
That's one gorgeous kitty.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 2:17pm -
TheStride says:
This is a great shot...are you licking you cat?
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 4:23pm -
Ozzy Nelson says:
blueberry infused. yummy
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 6:34pm -
Robfrenzy says:
cute cat
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:10pm -
Gavin says:
hi Motke
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:39pm -
Gavin says:
ahhh crap i mean @mOtke
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:39pm -
jonnyblueoval says:
man, you are a great writer.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 7:41pm -
Welfare Fun says:
i don't know why, but those pants make me glad to be alive.
Posted: Feb 4th, 2010 - 8:16pm -
reasaurus says:
KITTY.
Posted: Feb 5th, 2010 - 5:22pm -
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