Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: February 03 @ 5:01am
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. So do villains. Some villains are really really big. Sometimes villains beat the sauce out of heroes, but they don't put that on the television box or in comics as much.

Other times, regular people dress up like heroes, go to a bar, have a few drinks, someone says something about how stupid they look, they fight, the cops come and arrest the guy who's dressed up like a superhero because, hey, he's probably the guy who started the fight.

Neither of these happened to this guy. He was at home, watching Cats 101 on his television machine, wearing his favorite pajamas, when a live panther broke into his home and ate all his roast beef out of the fridge.

The man ran out of his house, tripped on a root in the front yard and bust his face. They found him 7 hours later hiding in the frozen food section of the local grocery. He had eaten all of the Hot Pockets without paying for them, and due to being in his jammies, he didn't have his wallet with him.

Yeah. Pretty lame.

Comments

ewagoner says:
Oh, hell yeah!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:02am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
How can one be deflated and bloated at the same time?
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:02am -
robberfly says:
greatness all around!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:03am -
Grower&Shower says:
Oh, how I have missed that suit!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:05am -
Andrew says:
dang. cold hot pockets. panthers inspire that kind of behavior, I guess.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:05am -
miguelito says:
should have put some hot pockets on your face for swift healing of the swelling
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:10am -
Yogi Beard says:
You had one too many banana daiquiris and screwed up. It happens to the best of us.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:12am -
flainez says:
Ouch, man, you look like sh*t!!!

Excellent shot, K+F
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:13am -
keifel says:
you need pjs with pockets, that way you don't get into trouble like this any more.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:14am -
miguelito says:
the contrast in this is so good. it looks like Kirby drawing from the thumbnail
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:22am -
folliclejuju says:
You are one of the most creative people I know. Btw that getup makes you look fat and rippledy.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:26am -
El Barbudo says:
Rough night?
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:27am -
jnonfiction says:
I call you Panther Arms, sometimes, when I'm brushing my teeth. I whisper it, but the foam makes it come out all lispy. "Pansher Armth."
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:31am -
mOtke says:
@jnonfiction I just laughed into my oatmeal. Pansher Armth.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:38am -
michaeljstraub says:
He's returned! For a little bit I guess. Well I'll bust you out of jail okay?
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:41am -
Ploafmaster says:
Hah - the front-facing shot is the bestest.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:42am -
monkey boy says:
So, are you saying you're NOT a superhero?

WHAT?!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:57am -
Dewey says:
King
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 5:59am -
Chinese Wildman says:
This is awesome!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 6:15am -
TheStride says:
YOU'RE OUT OF LINE! Don't you remember why you put on that uniform anymore?!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 6:25am -
benfrank says:
oh how the mighty have fallen
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 6:33am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
hahahahahahahaha. love it. :)
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 6:39am -
kinetek says:
Thats a mugshot fo sho!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 7:39am -
ThatGuy says:
I'm just happy to see the suit again. And of course a great picture.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 7:43am -
yourfavorite says:
haha very well done man!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 7:56am -
brandon says:
"Hey there, muscley arms..."
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:04am -
mattyc says:
wait... I thought you got deaded
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:05am -
mattyc says:
also

CLAME FOR IT
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:05am -
themightyjones says:
Homeboy loves that left over roast beef.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:14am -
Andrew says:
you know what I bet would be real tasty, Pansher Armth?

panthermeat hot pockets
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:20am -
dizzywizard says:
rough night captain?
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:22am -
(Another) Rachel says:
The cure to all your troubles...

Forever cake.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 9:04am -
Just Jamey says:
I can't stand frozen hot pockets! Nuke them things!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 12:52pm -
Vanbert says:
sad day. it looks like you have a super mullet with your mask on.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 3:35pm -
hatster says:
I've been there.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 3:51pm -
irishsquire says:
don't worry, the superfriends will get you out in no time.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 3:54pm -
SayWhatSki says:
looks like it was a good night
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:33pm -
jason says:
this is a bad day for the captain.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:48pm -
jonnyblueoval says:
sweet profile shot!
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 8:51pm -
Ned Kelly says:
you have completed you transformation into a captainmotkewiseacre hybrid
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 9:25pm -
Katie says:
You look like you could use a hug, mister.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 10:05pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Dude -- I thought your comment on my pic today gave me a good laugh, but this caption KILLED me. I love the way your brain works.
Posted: Feb 3rd, 2010 - 11:17pm -
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