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  • posted: January 28 @ 5:52am
Some people believe in werewolves. It's true. I have a friend who swore to me that he ate a werewolf once. Like at a fancy "exotic meat" restaurant located in the Northern-most tip of Canada near a village somewhere. Or maybe it was a bay of some sort.

Anyway, I'm not a werewolf.


miguelito says:
Yeah, when I was only 17,
I could hear the angels whispering
So I droned into the words and wandered aimlessly about
Until I heard my mother shouting through the fog
It turned out to be the howling of a dog
Or a wolf to be exact, the sound sent shivers down my back
But I was drawn into the pack and before long
They allowed me to join in and sing their song
So from the cliffs and highest hill, yeah
We would gladly get our fill
Howling endlessly and shrilly at the dawn
And I lost the taste for judging right from wrong
For my flesh had turned to fur, yeah
And my thoughts, they surely were
Turned to instinct and obedience to God.

You can wear your fur
like a river on fire
But you better be sure
if you're makin' God a liar
I'm a rattlesnake, Babe,
I'm like fuel on fire
So if you're gonna' get made,
Don't be afraid of what you've learned

On the day that I turned 23,
I was curled up underneath a dogwood tree
When suddenly a girl with skin the color of a pearl
She wandered aimlessly, but she didn't seem to see
She was listenin' for the angels just like me
So I stood and looked about
I brushed the leaves off of my snout
And then I heard my mother shouting through the trees
You should have seen that girl go shaky at the knees
So I took her by the arm
We settled down upon a farm
And raised our children up as gently as you please.

And now my fur has turned to skin
And I've been quickly ushered in
To a world that I confess I do not know
But I still dream of running careless through the snow
An' through the howlin' winds that blow,
Across the ancient distant flow,
It fill our bodies up like water till we know.

You can wear your fur
Like a river on fire
But you better be sure
If you're makin' God a liar
I'm a rattlesnake, Babe,
I'm like fuel on fire
So if you're gonna' get made,
Don't be afraid of what you've learned
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 5:55am -
robberfly says:
your shoulder is about to be eaten
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:00am -
Ozzy Nelson says:
are you sure it wan't a sea?
I believe that is where they hang, near the sea.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:03am -
Yogi Beard says:
Werewolf isn't that good. Sasquatch tacos, however, are a delicacy. They probably do that in Canada, too.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:05am -
michaeljstraub says:
I love those fancy 'pick-your-own-werewolf' restaurants. The only problem is they add gratuity like no bodies business
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:05am -
Matty O says:
It sounds like your friend believes more in eating werewolves. Ethically speaking.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:06am -
julialikesbeards says:
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:07am -
Justin Will says:
Werewolves are real. They work at my local supermarket. They are polite most days, but every once in a while they chomp a shoulder or a calve clean off a lady OR a gentle man. I still shop there though, because they carry my brand.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:12am -
keifel says:
what have you been doing that domo is there to get a kitten?
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 6:28am -
mattyc says:
I believe that you are not a werewolf...mostly b/c you aren't all that hairy.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 7:14am -
mattyc says:
don't get me wrong..you have a nice beard....
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 7:15am -
mattyc says:
but it does not go all the way up to your eyes.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 7:15am -
folliclejuju says:
what i said was, I HATE a werewolf. and it was Louisiana, not canada, but i may have still been too delirious at the time to have been clear on that fact
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 8:12am -
ThatGuy says:
This almost looks like a painting. Great photograph. fav'd
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 8:32am -
Andrew says:
I once ate a steppenwerewolf.

true story.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 8:37am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
I wonder if you will go see that new werewolf film ?

i saw it advertised at the cinema. its looks good. :)
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 8:39am -
Furricane says:
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 9:17am -
jnonfiction says:
Werewolves can't be pinned down to any one location, in Canada or anywhere. That's why they're called "Where" wolves.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 9:34am -
irishsquire says:
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 11:12am -
Matthew_Moore says:
You set my daughter off onto a "domo domo domo" tangent. Thank you haha
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 2:22pm -
Dschonn says:
There wolf. There castle.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 3:10pm -
Gavin says:
werewolves have bad breath.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 3:13pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Red painting!!
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 3:59pm -
Tolleson says:
Domo Kun in your shot is an instaking from me!
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 7:44pm -
Matty O says:

That's my only remaining suggesting for your book. That word is my new favorite word of the next ten minutes.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 7:46pm -
wondermade says:
I think you are in fact a wolverine.
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 8:01pm -
whiskerbert says:



Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 9:21pm -
jclutch says:
what he said ^
Posted: Jan 28th, 2010 - 10:35pm -
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