Whiskerino 2009

Welcome to Whiskerino 2009! Time to grow and show!!

« »
  • posted: January 25 @ 5:07am
Zombies have been known to eat people. It's part of what they do. Sometimes they amble through the streets or moan or lose appendages, but mostly, they're trying to eat people.

He knew about zombies from movies and film and games and books, but he had never seen a real zombie.

And then he realized that everyone he knew or didn't know was a zombie. He was the only non-zombie. Then he was a little freaked out by his revelation.

Then he ordered something off the television using his telephone and a credit card. It was a blanket or something. The woman who was presenting it looked nice.

Comments

pcain says:
but she was a zombie too! I would never buy anything a zombie is selling.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:16am -
Matthew_Moore says:
Bold move on the mixing a patterns!
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:32am -
miguelito says:
I WILL EAT THY BRAINZ
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:33am -
Ozzy Nelson says:
hmmm, i'll bet she was showing cleavage.
also, I believe that plaid is a zombie repellant.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:47am -
michaeljstraub says:
Patterns!

I'm loving this shot
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:50am -
flainez says:
Zombies are everywhere nowadays.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 6:02am -
robberfly says:
you always have the best expressions
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 6:05am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
i think you should comp the @mattyc stripe collection with a plaid one. lol
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 6:13am -
keifel says:
damn zombies, getting into everything.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 6:45am -
Yogi Beard says:
I'm not a zombie, mOtke. You can trust me. In fact, I'll even safeguard your brain. Just mail your delicious brain to me and I'll make sure no one else - I mean, no one eats it.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:26am -
ThatGuy says:
You can't trust zombies. don't ask me how I know.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:28am -
Patchy Stache says:
Hmm.

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains...
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:28am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
I like it when stripes become squares.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:44am -
Army of Whiskers says:
Shower curtain? Us zombies know you're in the bathroom!
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:48am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
lol @yogibeard :D



Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:00am -
mattyc says:
CLAME FOR CATS
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:07am -
mattyc says:
BTW why no mittens in your header?
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:08am -
mattyc says:
Also I like plaid.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:08am -
mOtke says:
@mattyc - not everything fits in the header. Mittens are really big sometimes.

I'm wearing stripes right now. When I put the sweater on, I thought of you.

Cue audience "aawwwww."
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:12am -
themightyjones says:
Unlike marsupials, humans use their arms to carry their young. Did you know that? Zombies don't eat marsupials.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:18am -
mattyc says:
I thought aawwwwww right when you cued it.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:37am -
irishsquire says:
nom, nom, nom, nom...
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:57am -
Crambell says:
aren't you Deuce Bigelow?
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 9:16am -
mOtke says:
@crambell - not that I know of. Is he afraid that zombies are after him too?

Wait. Are you saying I'm a manwhore? If I am, I'm pretty expensive. The beard tacks on at least $9000.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 9:54am -
Katie says:
Motkeface.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 9:55am -
mOtke says:
@katie - I've been known to make those on occasion.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 10:04am -
Just Jamey says:
Bed sheets!
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 10:31am -
jnonfiction says:
So that's $4 plus $9000? $9004?

I seem to recall I had to buy you a Lemon-filled Hostess Pie, too.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 11:04am -
jnonfiction says:
Also, your comment on @RENAUD today made me laugh.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 11:04am -
mOtke says:
@jnonfiction - it was Blueberry. I can't believe you forgot.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 11:10am -
jnonfiction says:
@mOtke I had other things on my mind that day.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 11:48am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
I saw some Zombies in Antioch a few days ago...
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 3:15pm -
elldub says:
it looks like someone took you on a picnic.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 4:06pm -
Gavin says:
i bet you bought a Snuggie off the TV
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 4:10pm -
TheStride says:
I watched an episode of MST3K today...it had a zombie in it.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 4:59pm -
Vanbert says:
are you standing in front of your favorite bed sheet or table cloth?
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:34pm -
mOtke says:
@armyofwhiskers had it right. Shower curtain.

@vanbert @justjamey

Also, and this comment is for the ladies out there, I'll be sitting at my desk for the next 45 minutes commenting on whiskerino and editing video.

Yeah. Sexy.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:46pm -
folliclejuju says:
mOtke of the dead
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 5:57pm -
Wirrow says:
NICE! also. I love your short films. Paul is wicked as an actor. miss his beard. you throwing down at the throw downage?
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 6:10pm -
mOtke says:
@wirrow - thanks! Yeah. I'll be at the throwdown without question.

I'll be the guy that looks an awful lot like me and is making silly faces.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 6:22pm -
Andrew says:
you know what I heard?

that zombies can't see plaid.

so you might want to get a mask and glasses all in plaid as well. and shoes & gloves too. can never be *too safe* from zombies.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:27pm -
mOtke says:
@andrew - I hadn't heard that. Thanks for the tip.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:47pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Is this your way of telling us all you bought a Snuggie?

It's okay, man. If you bought a Snuggie, you can just tell us.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 7:51pm -
EdwardTeach says:
this is super good.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:19pm -
jason says:
plaid on plaid!
Posted: Jan 25th, 2010 - 8:33pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.