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posted: January 18 @ 8:35am

Light can play tricks on the eyes, much like whales. Whales are tricky. They like to make you think that you're seeing them, then they change into water, then into plankton, then into a whale again, then they turn into invisible. They will do that every time.

Light is similar. It makes your face brighter and makes you look shiny. Like a vampire.

miguelito says:: Sha-moooo was a whale.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 8:45am - ∞

Romeotomeo says:: creepy bright vampire whales are the best.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 8:48am - ∞

mu says:: one of my favorites of yours. F@K'ND
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 8:58am - ∞

9schwander says:: you're creepy today.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 8:59am - ∞

Ula O cealleigh says:: lol awesome!!

infact with all respect... the photograph kinda looks like you have been touched by Midas! - cause you are all golden!
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 9:09am - ∞

EdwardTeach says:: this looks crazy.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 9:42am - ∞

BuddyJ says:: Touched by Midas, but in a good way. No need to call Chris Hansen.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 10:25am - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: I married a whale one time.... turned out to be a cucumber. I chopped her up and put her in my salad. Then I wept and ate her.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 10:46am - ∞

themightyjones says:: This looks like art.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 10:49am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: golden is good...until it's a shower.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 11:25am - ∞

keifel says:: you look like something in the light is scaring you.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 11:50am - ∞

Jarrett says:: I love this!
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 11:59am - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: I once saw an invisible whale. Then I remembered that it was visible, so it must have been something else. Maybe a loaf of bread. Those are tricky too.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 12:36pm - ∞

iamstevenj says:: Whiteout!! Love it...
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 12:40pm - ∞

Vanbert says:: you are the ghost king.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 4:22pm - ∞

GrizzlyDex says:: agree this is one of my fav's of yours
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 5:08pm - ∞

jason says:: is that the lamp chord wrapped around your head?
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 7:16pm - ∞

jason says:: i meant cord.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 7:17pm - ∞

mOtke says:: @jason - it's some Christmas lights that didn't get put away.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 7:17pm - ∞

Matty O says:: Your as vampire as a teddy bear. But I don't know much about teddy bears...so... I guess you might be.

But I hope you're not.

Because, as Twilight teaches us, I cannot pay attention to vampires.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 7:43pm - ∞

jason says:: well it looks great...also @brandon said you may offer us your humble home over the throwdown. very thoughtful of you, and thanks in advance.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 7:48pm - ∞

mOtke says:: @jason - You're @brandon's brother? Well, that's awesome, isn't it?
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 7:53pm - ∞

MacroBlack says:: This is really amazing
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 8:11pm - ∞

jason says:: i am indeed...it's awesome for me because i get to stay with him in ATL and you in nashville. will be nicer travel accommodations than i usually achieve.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 8:21pm - ∞

Katie says:: My whale doesn't do any of that. Maybe he's broken.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 9:53pm - ∞

FerociousCupcake says:: I do not like the whales....
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 3:57am - ∞

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