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  • posted: January 17 @ 5:46am
On Sundays they ate casseroles and green beans out of a can. It was Sunday, again, and his mom made him put on his "brown shirt" "with the collar." The one his "grandmother" gave him.

They used gels and various animal fats to try to tame his hair, but even science failed where magic had tried before.

He received calls from the government daily about the rare and exotic animals he kept in his basement. They knew about the unicorns and the bees. They knew everything.

Later, he would find himself in the rain, singing Lady Gaga songs and foraging for rainbow hairs in his back yard. When a rainbow sheds and you put the hair in your soup, you can grow wings.

Comments

Poe says:
if you post a wig in the bazaar I'll buy one.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 5:49am -
Mike de Monk says:
i love the wall backgrounds you people in the US have. amazing
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 6:02am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
You look sorrowful. Maybe your Bobcat can lift your spirits.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 6:35am -
KimJongIllness says:
I'm not sure what you're one, but it sounds like some good stuff...
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 6:52am -
Gavin says:
i wear my shirts like this sometimes. my mom doesn't even make me do it.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 7:03am -
folliclejuju says:
hey, that 70's mOtke! they don't know anything! you're just paranoid...but you need to stop crossbreeding them, for real: the unicorns keep dying when they bump into people.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 7:43am -
Ploafmaster says:
Wanna get me one-a-dem rainbow hairs...
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 7:46am -
folliclejuju trying to figure out how to get casseroles into a can
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 7:47am -
Sir Walshington says:
sweet background.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 8:08am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
The perfect portrait. love everything about it.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 8:39am -
elldub says:
rainbow hairs. it's amazing to me that you've never done any drugs.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 8:49am -
(Another) Rachel says:
Growing wings would be cool...but I'm sure you'd have to buy all new shirts with special wing holes cut into them...or else run the risk of lookin' super shabby by just cutting wing holes in them yourself. There's a great tailor in Green Hills called "Stitches" I guess you could take all your shirts to. I'm not sure they know anything about wing holes though. And they'd probably freak out to see someone with wings walk into their store.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 9:30am -
Ozzy Nelson says:
you learn something new every day
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 10:00am -
brandon says:
I speak in funny accents. And Oi Lurve Dis.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 10:07am -
Jar says:
This is great
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 10:41am -
tedford says:
style. you've got it.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 10:54am -
Robfrenzy says:
that is a SWEET background
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 11:44am -
Brandon Hill says:
Good hair day indeed. and Lady Gaga FTW ? you go girl.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 12:21pm -
mOtke says:
ahahaha @brandonhill and @anotherrachel
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 12:24pm -
mackle says:
"grandmother" is the best part
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 12:41pm -
folliclejuju says:
i just came home and ate every cashew in the house.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 1:41pm -
Matty O says:
I wore my "suit" today. It made me "sweat profusely"
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 2:47pm -
Matty O says:
Your stomach will have more culture than my eyes have ever read about.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 3:38pm -
irishsquire says:
everything in this picture blend so well together.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 3:41pm -
pcain says:
"grandmother" makes me think she is not really your grandmother.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 6:04pm -
Marko says:
you look how I feel!
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 6:13pm -
Philly says:
This is great, very authentic and believable
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 6:55pm -
mc sauce says:
there is no need to button the top button. torture i tell you
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 7:01pm -
ThatGuy says:
Lady GaGa and Rainbow hairs. Yep. That definitely sounds like Sunday.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 7:23pm -
Katie says:
I need to photograph my morning hair; it looks similar to this.

Also: Unicorns, rainbows, Lady Gaga...? MMMM HMMM.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 10:26pm -
yourfavorite says:
king fav!
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010 - 10:48pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
did you know your pictures are gReat? the r is for cheerios.
Posted: Jan 18th, 2010 - 7:12pm -
FerociousCupcake says:
Oh my, Lady Gaga, I dont know what it is but i can't stop listening to her and watching her. She is like a car wreck.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 3:56am -
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