Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: January 15 @ 8:53am
Awkward conversations with inanimate objects day 5:

"I'm so incredibly happy to be here with you guys!,'" said mOtke.

"It's very difficult to make a toilet in this outfit," said The Chicken Whiskerbear named Harry.

"You're not real. You know that, right?" asked mOtke.

"Harry likes to flirt with Hairy Cherry's Star Wars toys," said Ben the Whiskerbear.

"I do not, you freaking stuffed pin cushion!" said The Chicken Whiskerbear named Harry.

"You guys are funny. We should go eat a taco somewhere," said mOtke.

"If I could walk, I'd go to Macy's and try on women's clothing," said Ben the Whiskerbear.

"You know that you're naked right now, don't you Ben?" said The Chicken Whiskerbear named Harry.

"I love kittens!" said mOtke.

Comments

michaeljstraub says:
And I love this series. I suspect that every day life in your shoes is fun and full of nonsensical conversations
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:56am -
Andrew says:
man, the one on the left is amazing. I need to monitor Phil's Etsy more closely
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 8:58am -
jnonfiction says:
These conversations may be some of your best writing ever. Ever.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:01am -
Ploafmaster says:
Deluxe!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:08am -
robberfly says:
hilarious
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:16am -
Paul (wiseacre) says:
I'm an inanimate object (since I don't have beard), how come you're not talking to me?
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:48am -
Daniel says:
Anyone in a chicken costume is not to be trusted. Inanimate or not.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 9:55am -
SoulGlo1976 says:
Cheese Tag? Ok, BEEMSTER!

YOU'RE IT!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 10:14am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
RED WALL!!
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 10:19am -
Yogi Beard says:
You seem perfectly at ease. They look like the awkward ones.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 11:22am -
folliclejuju says:
mmm, naked kittens. naked, hairy kittens.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:27pm -
Matty O says:
My wife coaches a volleyball team consisting of 14 year old girls. Last night they came up with a cheer that they do after a block. It goes like this:

"Block block blooooooock" (Except make it sound like a chicken's cry of buck-buck-bawwwwk)

It's fantastic. This reminded me of it because this is fantastic.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:47pm -
Trey says:
Hooray for Whiskerbears.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 12:47pm -
darksideblugrss says:
my life is complete because of this series
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 1:18pm -
Vanbert says:
is it difficult sleeping with all these stuffed animals all over your bed?

the comment you left me today is one of the funniest things i've ever read on here.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 1:51pm -
Moses Marion says:
you're never too far away... my "Botke" looks over me as I slumber
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 2:38pm -
Jarrett says:
You make me laugh.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 2:48pm -
zackle says:
I love these little guys. Gotta get me one this time 'round.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 5:25pm -
ThatGuy says:
I love those things. So great.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 5:41pm -
hale. says:
thanks for your comment on my photo yesterday. it was superb.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 5:58pm -
TheStride says:
I want a whiskerbear bad.
Posted: Jan 15th, 2010 - 6:38pm -
wondermade says:
That chicken whiskerbear rules.
Posted: Jan 16th, 2010 - 4:14am -
FerociousCupcake says:
I love those guys! I want one so badly
Posted: Jan 19th, 2010 - 3:55am -
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Whiskerino. fin.