Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: January 13 @ 4:45am
Awkward conversations with inanimate objects day 3:

"And so I said to him, 'You must really like Guitar Hero, huh?'" said mOtke.

"Sometimes I hide under your bed when you sleep," said The Gnome.

"That's kind of creepy," said mOtke.

"What's creepy is how your cats snuggle when they sleep. They do it just feet from where I stand. They're both dudes, you know," said The Gnome.

"I like scarfs. They keep my neck warm."

"Sometimes, when you're not home, I use your bathroom," The Gnome said, holding a bag of bread crumbs.

Comments

robberfly says:
very awkward...and great at the same time
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 4:51am -
miguelito says:
Jgnomefiction!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:02am -
Mike de Monk says:
again wowoww
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:13am -
flainez says:
That gnome has an evil hat!!! Don't trust him.

And I bet I can defeat him at Guitar Hero...
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:30am -
michaeljstraub says:
'You're Awesome' too

I would let that gnome use my bathroom. But only when I'm home. Something tells me he doesn't care for other people's property
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:44am -
Ploafmaster says:
Oh snap, gnome.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 5:47am -
McDooDoo says:
That...is an awesome shirt.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 6:54am -
western dave says:
Gnomes are cool.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 7:13am -
tedford says:
i guess the real question is what does he use your bathroom for?
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 7:20am -
ThatGuy says:
You're handsome. yes you are.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 7:37am -
Count Beardistan says:
I bet you that Gnome leaves the toilet seat up.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 7:43am -
pcain says:
at least he is doing it in the bathroom... I wonder what is really in that bag of bread crumbs?
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 8:05am -
jnonfiction says:
I love your conversations. Can I have one with you?
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 8:16am -
mOtke says:
@jnonfiction any time. Feel free to call me.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 8:32am -
kidstatic says:
im more concerned where the hell he got that tiny duck and that tiny bag of bread crumbs.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:32am -
shularbrau says:
I know the prevailing theory among most laymen is that gnomes lead a fairly independent, solitary life, often travelling long distances alone. I've got a friend who has spent some time researching and he tells me that most experts on the subject are starting to overturn that idea.

Definitely check under your furniture for his friends.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:52am -
Yogi Beard says:
That gnome seems oddly comfortable with all the weird things he's telling you.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 10:57am -
keifel says:
gnomes are like that, that's why the do so much travelling, nothing much fazes them.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 11:16am -
James A. Polk says:
put that duck down!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 11:24am -
MrMaggie says:
i love that lamp
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 11:25am -
Matty O says:
Snugglecats FTW
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 11:36am -
Just Jamey says:
"They're both dudes, you know." HILARIOUS!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 12:35pm -
Johnny Rebellious says:
That gnome's name is David, isn't it?

Look out -- purple trolls are on his trail.... not to worry though, sunlight turns them to stone.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 1:38pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
hahaha i love that gnome. i want him. :)
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 1:50pm -
Grower&Shower says:
Isn't anyone gonna notice that the gnome is TOTALLY doing the @pip pose?!?!?!
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 2:12pm -
Gavin says:
he is on Team Lincoln
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 2:42pm -
Gavin says:
also CLAME
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 2:44pm -
mOtke says:
@gavin - awesome.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 2:54pm -
TheStride says:
I wish my gnome used the bathroom. Always peeing on the floor....
Posted: Jan 13th, 2010 - 3:59pm -
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