Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: January 07 @ 6:16am
Everything was against him. The sky was tossing bits of white and flake at him. The ground was hard and pointy. The shiny white guy did unspeakable things when he wasn't around and he found out about it.

In a fit of passion, it ended before it began.

A bird landed on a branch and pulled out a cell phone and called a long lost cousin and told him about some seed he ate earlier.

Comments

jnonfiction says:
You own this thing.



Wow.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:17am -
keifel says:
where did you get this? i have to get one for my wife.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:19am -
flainez says:
Now you will see it was in self-defense... And I will believe you!
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:23am -
flainez says:
I mean, "you will say"
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:23am -
Twisted Sistare says:
OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!

stupid voodoo...
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:26am -
robberfly says:
that's quite the knife holder...extremely disturbing too
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:34am -
Brian says:
I want that knife holder. Where did you get it?!? Awesome....
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:44am -
mOtke says:
@keifel @robberfly @brian

The knife holder is called "The Ex" and can be found on Amazon if I'm not mistaken. Comes in a variety of colors.

We love it.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:46am -
shularbrau says:
I was just thinking yesterday "I bet mOtke is the kind of guy who owns that knife holder that looks like a guy who has been stabbed a bunch".

I was so right.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:47am -
Gavin says:
even your knife holder is magnificent. the mOtke home must be full of wonder.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:48am -
Brian says:
Wow ... I need to pick that up.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:49am -
ThatGuy says:
you have taken voodoo to a whole new level.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:50am -
miguelito says:
who do da voodoo dat you do?
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:52am -
mattyc says:
I'm going to commentjack™ @hale


"I hope that's an @mattyc VooDooDoll"
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:59am -
michaeljstraub says:
That knife holder looks as if it's a stress reliever every time you cook
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 7:01am -
folliclejuju says:
that is a knife holder? i think that's a person being stabbed by a big bully
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 7:06am -
EdwardTeach says:
awesome.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 7:10am -
elldub says:
I've always wanted one of those. Looking forward to this weekend. Good times await.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 7:29am -
dragnlo says:
I also wanted one of those, but I am scared the kids might think its ok to stab people if we do ;)
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 7:37am -
Yogi Beard says:
Most voodoo dolls just use pins. You've gone beyond that. Pins are for losers.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 7:56am -
tedford says:
this is why i love the voodoo that you do


so well.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 8:03am -
Will says:
So good.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 8:10am -
jclutch says:
FINISH HIM
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 8:14am -
Katie says:
Sadly, I most frequently call people to talk about things I ate also. Someday I will have to give you a call and talk about my obsession with breakfast foods combined with ethnic foods.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:08am -
BURNEY says:
hahahah @katie.. it's going to be okay. @Motke this is excellent. I am supposing this is a new device in your life or did you just wait this long to use it?
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:26am -
Katie says:
Also: let's talk about your hat. I like hats. Hats are good.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:29am -
Dave says:
remind me not to make you mad!!! :)
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:31am -
mu says:
gonna order. I love it!
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:32am -
mOtke says:
@BURNEY we picked this up this summer while on vacation in Seattle. Knives came with it, but the knives were in our bags, which were stolen when we got off the bus in Vancouver. We had to put our old knives into the guy. So there's a tinge of pain every time I look at the guy.

@katie Ok. On all accounts.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:38am -
Matty O says:
You could use a few more knives. For cutting stuff.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:38am -
Le Duncan says:
We almost bought that for Christmas. I'm glad someone is putting good use to those.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 9:40am -
Creative Liberty says:
No wonder I woke up feeling all hurting and stuff...why do you hate me so.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 10:10am -
pcain says:
wow. just wow.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 10:11am -
Beard Goggles says:
I want that knife holder. Very coo
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 10:53am -
Ula O cealleigh says:
i cant belive its not butter.


CLAME :D

interesting knife holder! i would like to see you throwing them also.. mabe from 10 meters or more. :)
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 11:05am -
jason says:
best knife accessory ever.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 11:08am -
Andrew says:
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure they were sunflower seeds, but they almost tasted roasted. Yeah, yeah roasted. I'm not sure, I mean, they were in a feeder but why would someobo...

...No, no I feel fine. They're sitting fine and in fact, I feel great. Yes, I'm definitely going back tomorrow. Ok, ok fine! Yeah, you can come too. I'll pick you up at 6. K I gotta g... No, no I have to go it's the wife on the other line. Ok. Bye."
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 11:20am -
mOtke says:
@andrew You win. Thank you.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 11:32am -
Johnny Rebellious says:
Want.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 12:37pm -
darksideblugrss says:
your stories are always a good way to smile.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 12:46pm -
Phil says:
For some reason, you look to me like Eddie Vedder on Holiday in the Alps.

This may be a bad thing.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 1:09pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
I've always wanted that knife block
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 1:17pm -
Caronna says:
wow...
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 2:07pm -
damnweather says:
whoever invented that is a genius
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 2:33pm -
Slor says:
That is the best knife rack. ever.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 3:57pm -
Shanks Keating says:
The sweet memento lingering in your kitchen always reminding you of your missing clothes and snacks. Lovely.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 5:12pm -
Red says:
10 points for best cutlery storage system
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 5:47pm -
jmathiasxiii says:
WOW, that is a great knife holder, I would like to have it.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 5:52pm -
mc sauce says:
that is the coolest knife holder i have ever seen
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 6:29pm -
Brandon Hill says:
i just now caught this wonderful gem. You continue to impress.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2010 - 7:36pm -
FerociousCupcake says:
I have always wanted one of these!!! But @FinnMaccool wont let me have one... :(
Posted: Jan 8th, 2010 - 5:10pm -
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