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  • posted: January 06 @ 6:13am
He watched the sun light the landscape, wondering if the oatmeal he was about to eat would be as tasty as the bacon he wanted to eat.

It wasn't.

In the future, we have screened in porches. This will be ours very soon.

I'll be your tour guide. Welcome to the future.

Comments

jnonfiction says:
Lead on, tourguide. I'm with you.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 6:17am -
miguelito says:
bacon flavored popcorn. nums.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 6:18am -
michaeljstraub says:
bacon oatmeal, problem solved.

Also, will there be a gift shop at the end of the tour?
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 6:19am -
tedford says:
i hope my future includes a screened in porch.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 6:21am -
Phil says:
It's Two Thousand and Goldang-Ten! This IS the future!
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 6:22am -
wiseacre says:
I had intended to write you a novel, in 200 words or less (which technically makes it not a novel, but a macro-novel) about the creation of elbowmeat and the first successful elbowmeat deli sandwich in downtown Erie Pennsylvania; which then dramatically transformed into a story about bacon relish and meat ponies and the epic battle that will transpire in 2099 when the unicorns awaken from their hibernation in Atlantis to fight the band-aid mosquitoes (which contrary to popular belief is not a taco, battered and deep fried and served with cucumbers and hamster ears). Instead the story wandered into the caves of despair and died on a rock with graffiti that said "O'Doyle Rules" and resurrected as a blank piece of paper, with freshly shorn hair on it. The wind blew through the cave and a miracle; unlike one seen since days when the dodo bird roamed the land and Dane Cook was funny, created the words "Nothing good ever dies". And this is my farewell to you, for now, my friend. Nothing good ever dies.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 6:24am -
benfrank says:
heidy-ho good neighbor!
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 6:38am -
folliclejuju says:
The signal is thus partly reflected back and it has a slight change of wavelength (and thus frequency) if the target is moving. The receiver is usually, but not always, in the same location as the transmitter. Although the signal returned is usually very weak, the signal can be amplified through use of a futuristic device, the screened in porch, in the receiver and in the antenna configuration (except in Wisconsin and non-contiguous mustard fields).
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 7:00am -
Andrew says:
@wiseacre's comment has nearly brought a tear to mine eye.

great photo btw. next time try adding bacon to the oatmeal. nums.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 7:08am -
ThatGuy says:
You take alot of really great photos, but this is one of my favorites. NIce shot.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 8:02am -
Yogi Beard says:
Put some baconnaise in that oatmeal. I'm sure it'll be fine. CLAME.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 12:34pm -
Robfrenzy says:
this is beautiful
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 1:39pm -
pcain says:
this is SOOOOO good
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 2:15pm -
Finn MacCool says:
Mmm. Bacon oatmeal. The oatmeal should probably be maple flavored as well.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 3:02pm -
pcain says:
and can we collaborate on a short or film? we cant always be competing! its only allowed at 48hour ;)
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 4:06pm -
mOtke says:
@pcain we will talk soon about films and the future and such. Yes we will.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 4:24pm -
keifel says:
i want a screened in porch.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 5:09pm -
Ned Kelly says:
will we all be dressed in silver?
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 5:18pm -
Ned Kelly says:
also how many monkey butlers will there be?
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 5:19pm -
Dschonn says:
Silhouette.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 7:20pm -
mc sauce says:
the sun looks just as awesome in the future
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 7:53pm -
Katie says:
Psst.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 8:29pm -
TheStride says:
I had vegetarian bacon for the first time last night. I've been holding off trying it for a little over two years since I became a vegetarian - scared that it was totally suck. It tastes like a big baco bit. Sigh.
Posted: Jan 6th, 2010 - 9:47pm -
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