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posted: January 04 @ 8:10am

With two years passing, he had grown attached to his Tattoo. He had also grown some hair and a vegetable and herb garden. He had acquired the means to destroy small villages and even smaller countries.

What he never anticipated was a bobcat running free through his office, eating things. Or people. Or Tattoos.

He just didn't see it coming.

"Bad bobcat! No. Put down the guy, please."

jnonfiction says:: Bwa! Bwaha! Bwahahahaaa!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:11am - ∞

Andrew says:: this is rightly clever.

de plane!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:11am - ∞

mOtke says:: Photo snapped by @themightyjones, who also was eaten by the bobcat.

RIP, @themightyjones.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:12am - ∞

brandon says:: Haha! LOVE IT.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:12am - ∞

Count Beardistan says:: The BobCat! The BobCat!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:12am - ∞

brobro says:: oh my gosh.
you better catch that bobcat before he/she swims away to fantasy island.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:13am - ∞

brobro says:: or is that a flying bobcat? yeah... looks like it.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:14am - ∞

miguelito says:: fantasy island indeed
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:14am - ∞

RyRy says:: Dang. I'm using the little guy too....

without the bobcat though.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:14am - ∞

hankbobs says:: Amazing photo. Training bobcats is supposed to be impossible. You rule!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:15am - ∞

michaeljstraub says:: so that's what scolding a bobcat looks like
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:16am - ∞

mOtke says:: CLAME for reference from 2 years ago.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:16am - ∞

Jarrett says:: hahaha i love it!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:17am - ∞

robberfly says:: bad bobcat!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:17am - ∞

Jar says:: hahaha, amazing.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:20am - ∞

western dave says:: catawesome.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:26am - ∞

BuddyJ says:: Winner is you!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:27am - ∞

benfrank says:: amazing.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:27am - ∞

HiImTerry says:: I kinged @RyRy, so I must king you, too. In fact, I will king all Herve's today!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:32am - ∞

Brian says:: haha
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:35am - ∞

josh says:: Awesome, just awesome.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:37am - ∞

jclutch says:: Damn another! I can't keep track of the "Tattoo's" I just noticed this one, too great. I really hope there are a ton of these today.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:37am - ∞

shularbrau says:: i didn't see your tattoo until i uploaded mine. so many tattoos!

Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:40am - ∞

CraigwithaK says:: "Boss, de Bobcat, de Bobcat!"
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:44am - ∞

folliclejuju says:: you need to get that bobcat synchronized again...he's all out of control
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:47am - ∞

9schwander says:: best use of fantasy island I'm going to see all day.

bobcat looks especially fierce today.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:48am - ∞

ThatGuy says:: bobcats are sooo hard to raise these days.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:59am - ∞

whipticker says:: you are a genius
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 9:08am - ∞

aaron itchyface says:: wow, awesome!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 10:11am - ∞

reasaurus says:: Red.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 10:12am - ∞

Gavin says:: cats never listen
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 11:25am - ∞

Yogi Beard says:: A visual pun. I love this.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 11:52am - ∞

TheStride says:: Awesome.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 12:01pm - ∞

keifel says:: de plane, de plane...
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 12:06pm - ∞

Bishop says:: NO NOT MY TATTOO...He wouldn't hurt anyone!!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 2:04pm - ∞

c dub says:: i didn't see the lil dude in there until i clicked on later fantasy island referenced shots. this one rules!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 2:17pm - ∞

[j.kent.r] says:: You know, someday the spirit of that bobcat's skin is gonna haunt you until your eyes bleed. =P
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 3:54pm - ∞

Shanks Keating says:: Still haven't gotten a real tatoo, so you have to go with the little plastic one.

But this is brilliant.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 5:14pm - ∞

Johnny Rebellious says:: Red Wall!!!!!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 5:44pm - ∞

Sir Jellobeard says:: everything about this photo is FIERCE
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:33pm - ∞

Ozzy Nelson says:: don't hurt the white suit
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 6:39pm - ∞

Matty O says:: I wish you showed that sweet tattoo from your sweet book that is so freaking sweet it gave me three cavities.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:04pm - ∞

mOtke says:: @mattyo I wish I had that sweet tattoo as well.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:31pm - ∞

Moses Marion says:: master
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 7:46pm - ∞

Wirrow says:: Taxidermy ROCKS!!!
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 8:02pm - ∞

jason says:: love it.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2010 - 10:04pm - ∞

mynameisjason says:: the "i belong to mOtke shirt" brings this home. so good.
Posted: Jan 5th, 2010 - 5:02am - ∞

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takes a mean pic.

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AKA Music City. Honky Tonks, cowboy hats, country music and redneck stereotypes galore. Truth is, none of that is entirely true.