Whiskerino 2009

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  • posted: December 13 @ 1:19pm
The long nights turned into longer days. He had no desire to get out of bed. The shape of the world was slowly changing into the shape of a globe mounted to a metal base, and some large child was constantly spinning and spinning it like a top or a ride at an amusement park.

His mental checklist was always at the forefront of his mind:
+Fight the bad guys.
+Get out of bed.
+Eat your vegetables.
+Don't wake up the wife until you've completed the chores.
+Get out of bed.
+Keep it together.
+Feed the cats.

Sometimes he felt like he was about to lose it. Mostly, he just wanted another drink.

Comments

Patchy Stache says:
Man. Cap's got it so rough... :(
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:23pm -
Frog says:
Try not to go the way of the last Captain America, hang in there
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:26pm -
Birch Beard says:
Epic.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:31pm -
slo gro says:
don't give up, keep fighting! don't wake up the wife!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:36pm -
Yogi Beard says:
That suit just brings out the sadsack in everyone.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 1:46pm -
mims attack says:
the suit brings with it great responsibilities, and great depression.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:03pm -
chadmcclarnon says:
What gives? Bucky's not anywhere in the checklist?! You were always so selfish!
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:31pm -
damnweather says:
is the real Captain America still dead? I imagine they'll ret-con that at some point.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:43pm -
Tao Jones says:
nice sheets
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:43pm -
keifel says:
heavy is the head that wears the mask.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:49pm -
WHERE THERES A WILL THERES A BEARD says:
i "get" this one the most
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 2:51pm -
Ula O cealleigh says:
did you make the red felt bedspread yourself at handicrafts? :)
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 3:21pm -
benfrank says:
now you're being ridiculous
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 3:23pm -
mackle says:
so you're eating vegetables and completing the chores before getting out of bed, after getting out of bed?
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 3:26pm -
Grower&Shower says:
What about making sure shopping carts are put away?
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 4:06pm -
jason says:
does captain america shower in his suit too?
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 4:55pm -
Sir Jellobeard says:
don't forget your booties cause it's cold out there today... it's cold out there everyday.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 5:06pm -
Caronna says:
pimp sir.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 5:19pm -
Ace says:
dont forget about the viagra too. that one is essential for the misses.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 5:23pm -
Ned Kelly says:
Seems that whoever wears that costume slowly goes downhill.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 5:34pm -
Moses Marion says:
cuddle
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 5:37pm -
Pip says:
Great colors.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 6:27pm -
9schwander says:
keepittogethahkeepittogethahkeepittogethah....
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 7:13pm -
Taylor says:
propose is an illusive target.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 8:07pm -
Gavin says:
before you have that drink clickmyname.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 8:34pm -
Andrew says:
yoohoo? whiskey? mouthwash?
Posted: Dec 13th, 2009 - 11:10pm -
Site closed!
Whiskerino. fin.